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Guess the Celeb: Two Blind Items To Start Your Monday

BlindItem  I don't know about you kids, but I love a good blind item on a Monday morning. Grab another cup of joe, and let's play Guess Who!

Item the first: "Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants."

My guess? Pfft. Please. It's totally John Mayer.

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I'm sorry, but you really can't get enough mileage out of the banana hammock picture.  

Item the second: Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.

My guess? Actually, your guess is as good as mine. 

via Lainey Gossip







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Comments

Rhonda

Hmmm....
1. John Gosling
2. I've always heard rumors of Hugh Jackman

How my blind item would read:

Who was recently spotted shopping in Wal-Mart donning seriously gay apparel with a Post-It note stuck to her ass, while shoving Christmas cookies in her mouth and possibly a stick of butter?

Yeah. It was a possibly a new low.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I also think Gosselin in 1.

I'm going with Tom Cruise for #2.

Snarky Amber

You guys are so right. I didn't even think about Jon Gosselin!

Heidi T

No question,

Gosselin and Cruise

JellyBean

Duh, Tom Cruise totally.

steff

#1: A-Rod, as he and Kate Hudson just broke it off and she has been reported as saying he was less than "sizable" in the nether regions in the latest rag-mags.

#2: Hugh Jackman

chatty cricket

I agree with Steff- ARod for #1 and Hugh Jackman for #2.

Kate Hudson is a total manslinger, as in: she has her fun, but when it's over it's over and ARod's "friends" have been running their mouths about how Kate was such a clinger and she wanted too much from him and loved the fame that came along with dating him, and oh pls. So not Kate's M.O. She had her fun Summer, ditched him and ARod with his NOTORIOUS ego is slamming her in the tabs with the old, "Wait! I dumped her first!"

And as for #2, Hugh Jackman's business partner is rumored to be his lover. He lives on Jackman's property, and Hugh's wife is totally in on the relationship. So sad, he's such an awesome person, you'd like to think he wouldn't have to have a beard, but ALSO you'd like to think his boyfriend isn't a jealous crazy.




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