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Is Larry King Cheating on His Wife with Her Sister?

Shawn-king Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Is Larry King screwing his wife's sister?


I mean, obviously Larry King has trouble with marriages. He is currently on his seventh wife, Shawn King.

I looked her up and was relieved that she was not this Shaun King,

Picture 10 

but Shawn Southwick King


who although she looks like she could seriously use a cheeseburger is lovely in a "someone who would marry a guy that has already been married six times if he was famous and had a lot of money" kind of way.

Apparently after 76 years Larry King still hasn't learned to keep it in his pants.

And this time he is doing his sister-in-law.

Shannon King is a class act. She told her friend "I had sex with Larry, and he bought me an expensive car."

Again. Ew.

I do not pretend to know what will become of Shawn and Larry. I don't even really pretend to care, but I do kind of hope it involves Shawn eating something and someone telling Larry King that there is something wrong with him. Sleeping with your wife's sister is so daytime television tacky.

Now, if you will excuse me I just pictured Larry King having sex and now I am going to wash my brain out with soap. 


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Goon Squad Sarah is really, truly grossed out by the mental picture of Larry King doing his sister-in-law.

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How much more skeevy could that possibly be? The answer is none. None the more skeevy.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

None more indeed.


I see Larry King has jumped on the open mouthed celebrity pose bandwagon. I have to say, I think he pulls it off better than a lot of them.



*States obvious.*

Also that picture is more absurd than the usual.


I imagine that look on his face would be the one he had while having said disturbing, celibate-making sex.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

His "O Face".



Why anyone would let Larry King's anything be put into them is beyond me. Especially his wife's sister. Gross.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I strongly agree.


Ok, so lets see... Clearly Larry King is some sort of wizard. cause only a magic spell that would allow me to leave my body would keep me from chewing my own veins from my wrists at there mere thought of him touching me. Shawn and her sister made a great play, marry him, get the money and then EWW BARF and gag, seduce him into an affair so the $ in the divorce is higher. I have to say how disappointed I am in Larry, seriously has he not interviewed Tiger? He's getting to be an easy knock off in his old age, but YUCK BARF and gag the price to be paid, hope its enough for an extreme vagina make over, cant' think of anyone who would go near it after they knew who was there before them.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Wizardry would explain all of this.


@TwoBusy: Your comment went up to 11. Wot's wrong with bein' sexy?

Scout's Honor

Ewwwww. There better be a special place in hell for his philandering. I just look at him and shake my head "why?" No money in the world would make that attractive. Gah!!!


I've met Larry King. He's one step away from The Cryptkeeper, no joke. His boxers must be filled with rainbows and unicorns. I have no other explanation.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

You MET Larry King?

MET him?


@Sarah Yep. And this was probably close to a decade ago, so he was YOUNGER THEN. (I was dating someone who worked at the Washington Post, he got invited to an HBO movie premiere in DC, we went, he vaguely knew King and introduced me. Then the planet exploded.)

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