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JLo and Marc Anthony Hit the Orange Carpet at Dolphins Game

Jennifer-lopez-thumbnail  Apparently the Miami Dolphins have an orange carpet for the celebrities who come to watch them fail. And apparently JLo's idea of football attire is a blue suede jumpsuit?


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Wow, check out that pose. Is that Blue Steel, or Ferrari? I'm pretty sure both Jenny from the Block and Marc Anthony are severely confused about where they are, because they look like they're arriving at a "Dress Like You're On Charlie's Angels" party rather than a football game.






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Comments

DianaCLT

WTH is she doing with her face?

He needs to NOT stand sideways, next to her. He looks positively anorexic. I'm surprised she allows him to look skinnier than her.

Laurie

Two things:

That lead sentence made me laugh out loud.

She looks Photoshopped in and she's not, which is disturbing me perhaps more than it ought to.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I love this whole post.

I also love it when the Dolphins fail.

I also really, really want to throw a "Dress Like You're On Charlie's Angels" party.

danish

She is ALWAYS posing like that, with that fish mouth and squinty eyes. Never looks natural, with her pretty smile. I just know she has studied how she looks- at length- and has practiced the face to make on the red carpet. Gah.

AmyC65

why pose with your knee in your husband's groin? and, god, button up your shirt for pete's sake. It's 2009.

tonya

Marc looks like he's humping her leg...what a horrible pose for them both.

sassystitcher

Am I the only one who's actually more disturbed by his outfit than hers? I mean, I've come to expect some of her less than stellar choices, but what's up with Skeletor? Did he think football game attire was supposed to be a three piece suit...without a shirt? Did he think they were seeing the Bucaneers? I mean, maybe that look could fly for a last minute pirate look if I squint like she's doing...

DianaCLT

The comments! They have provided me with the LOLZ! Thanks, everybody!

Karen Sugarpants

I love this post for way too many reasons. *big grin* You make me laugh.

annasamantha

Well, I was coming here to comment but everyone else just said everything that rushed into my brain upon first viewing of this stunning portrait. They make me want to throw things with all their serious posy posing. Hurumph!

Andrew

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAACE?

Mers

I think the only explanation for her face and pose are that Marc either made a smelly or has a boner that she's trying to draw attention away from. It would also explain the smirk on his face.




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