
Jon Gosselin's Lowest: Dissed by Michael Lohan
You know you're a total asshat when a man whose own daughter took a restraining order out on him starts insulting you. Oh, Jon Gosselin, will we ever tire of pointing out how douchey you are? Perhaps the fun will fade, but I tend to think making a joke out of you will never grow old.
See, Michael Lohan, Lindsay's unbelievably inept father, was Jon Gosselin's BFF for all of five minutes. They went to some charity golf tournament arm-in-arm and then word swirled about a divorced dads reality show (cue vomiting) and then as Lohan says, "[Jon] stabbed me in the back."
Ouch.
(Also, how pathetic do you feel as Michael Lohan if JON GOSSELIN won't even stay your friend?)
Lohan testified this past week at the TLC trial against Gosselin and he didn't have kind things to say. Looks like Michael Lohan and the rest of the TV-watching world have something in common. That's certainly surprising.
He also went on to say, "Jon has hurt a lot of people in his life," which isn't insightful or anything (I mean, who hasn't concluded that fact?), but it's definitely not off-mark, so kudos to Lohan. SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY, OMG.
Seriously, Jon, not sure what kind of wake-up call you're looking for in life but if being insulted by Michael Lohan isn't it, then it's somewhat safe to say that call ain't coming. Ever.
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Are we at a douche-22?
Do we need to have a doucheoff?
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | December 07, 2009 at 01:03 PM
This is incredible. Jon Gosselin made Michael Lohan look good. World what are you coming to!?!?!?
Posted by: iambellaluna | December 07, 2009 at 07:35 PM