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Kendra Wilkinson Has All The Stereotypical Female Roles Down Pat

Kendra-wilkinson-pregnant Kendra Wilkinson has gone from Hugh Hefner's Plaything, to impending, idealistic motherhood. 

"Last year I was the rough-n-tumble pinup girl, now I'm the mom next door!" she says in a recent interview. "Its crazy how pregnancy and motherhood changes you, and now I realize it's all a part of maturing and growing up, But I didn't expect all of it to come so naturally!  For example, before pregnancy, when I would think about Vegas the first thing that comes to mind was parties at The Palms, but now all I think of are games and rides at Circus-Circus. Before pregnancy, when I would think about vacations I would think of Cabo or Cancun, now I think about Disney cruises. When I used to think about parties, I would think about tequila shots, but now parties are all about clowns, balloons, Astro Jumps and barbecue!"

Oh Kendra, wait till you become a mom.  Believe me, you'll go right back to thoughts of tequila shots. 

She went on to talk about inner peace:

"Amazingly, I am a lot more calm and peaceful now. Before becoming pregnant, I'd allow myself to get stressed out and angry over certain situations. Now I have found inner peace and when I feel like I'm getting frustrated, I take a deep breathe and think happy thoughts, because if I am stressed then baby is stressed."

It would take more than pregnancy to get back to inner peace after sleeping with Hugh Hefner.  Much, much more.  I'm not sure that ever goes away.

I think I'll mail Kendra an apron with a pocket full of Vicodin.  Then she can really be the stereotypical mother with a stereotypical minivan and a stereotypical white picket fence and stereotypical vacations, and leave that stereotypical Playgirl image behind.


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Karen Sugarpants is praying for Little Baby Wilkinson.






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Comments

michele

good for her embracing the changes! i like her.

AmyInOhio

Ah yes, 'cause motherhood is all Circus-Circus and Disney Cruises. At least in my experience - party, party, party, barbeque, barbeque, barbeque...don't forget the jumpy house.

annie

I wonder what her husband thinks about all the earth mother he has opposed to the hot Playboy bunny he married. I notice he wasn't interviewed.

Ah, motherhood! It's all sunshine and puppies.

Amy H

Do you really think she actually slept with Hugh Hefner? I always wonder that....

And I'm with Annie on that. I wonder what ol' Hank thinks about his wife turning from minx to June Cleaver in a matter of months.

Cristin

Oh, gawd.
I hope she has a wonderful team of nannies. How much do you want to bet she won't breastfeed because she is afraid it will sag her boobs?

b

"I used to think about Viagra, and now I think about Astroglide."

I think they left that quote out of the article.




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