Lock Up Your Daughters: Roman Polanski is Out on Bail

Frigging Roman Polanski is loose again. 

Sort of.

The Swiss have let him out of jail and put him on house arrest.

In his 19,000 square foot Swiss chalet.

That is bigger than my mall.

If I ever get in trouble with the law please let it be in Switzerland. It actually sounds kind of awesome.

In the meantime - lock up your daughters, because although his bail is set at $4.5 million I'm not sure he couldn't get that by selling the house that he is confined to. And how can one be on house arrest with no house? Huh? Huh?

I should be a criminal mastermind.

In Switzerland.

And if a 76 year old pedophile loose in a Swiss mansion pending extradition doesn't frighten you, check this out. This crap is scary.

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Goon Squad Sarah is trying to think up her super villain name right now. Hey! How about Goon Squad Sarah?

Comments

[Sweetney]

You light up my life, super villain Goon Squad Sarah.

[annie]

I tired to watch Rosemary's Baby once. It was dull and I never finished it. Maybe people were just more easily entertained back in the sixties?

[TasterSpoon]

I've been torn on whether to see Fantastic Mr. Fox ever since learning Wes Anderson signed that stupid "Free Roman" petition. I'll probably end up skipping out of sheer busyness, freeing me from having to sort out the ethics altogether.

[TasterSpoon]

I've been torn on whether to see Fantastic Mr. Fox ever since learning Wes Anderson signed that stupid "Free Roman" petition. I'll probably end up skipping out of sheer busyness, freeing me from having to sort out the ethics altogether.

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

@TasterSpoon Wes Anderson is pro-pedophelia? That crap is messed up.

[indycitygirl]

Bullshit,I smells it...