AT&T Drops Tiger Woods For Reaching Out and Touching Someone

In the light of Tiger Woods' transgressions AT&T has become the most recent in a long line of sponsors to drop Tiger as a spokesperson.

I guess they meant "reach out and touch someone" metaphorically. 

Tiger may have taken a more literal view of the slogan.

That AND Nike's "Just do it".

Good lord, I hope he understands "How many bars do you have?"

Don't even get me started on Upper Deck.

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Goon Squad Sarah just wants to make sure that you understand that "Upper Decking" means pooping in the toilet tank.