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Tooth Fairy Trailer Makes My Head Hurt

Tooth_fairy I don't even know what to say about this.


Tooth_fairy I'm going to stream-of-conscious you for a minute because I'm still dumbfounded from watching the trailer and the blinking cursor and blank post screen are starting to make me break out in hives and I need to put my kid to bed because he's been up late all this week and we've been in the house too much and this reminds me of the time the other day that we watched The Mummy Returns for the 80th time and The Rock was in that and the CGI looks like they spent about $12.50 on it, but then again that was back in 2001 so I guess I should cut them some slack.

I've now watched this trailer a few times and I only just now realized that Billy Crystal AND Julie Andrews AND Ashley Judd co-star. So...maybe it won't be that bad? I don't know. And I mean...I guess that I appreciate them acknowledging/anticipating the audience's raised eyebrows at 36-year-old The Rock portraying a professional athlete again with jokes inserted about his age.

But that doesn't really inspire confidence.

Neither does Crystal's dull rehash of Miracle Max from The Princess Bride.

In fact...fuck it. When this comes out, let's all just watch The Princess Bride and The Mummy Returns and call it even.







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Comments

iambellaluna

I don't understand his choice of movie roles lately.

Julie

Imma gonna go ahead and call it.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

How did they get actual talented people to agree to be in this thing?

Renee

I hope my kid's dentist gives out free tickets to this movie. It will make Not Seeing It feel that much more heroic.

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Tooth Fairy is one of the most anticipated movie this year.. They will surely make a great movie... thanks to all the characters and production crew that worked hard to produce this great movie...

Tooth Fairy

Hey i completely agree with you. It is the most anticipated movie. As of now, it is at 3rd position after Avatar. It is one of the profitable movie of the year.




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