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When a Philandering Golf Pro Is Named Tiger Woods, Spin-Off Porn Is a Hole In One

Tiger Woods scream

With a name like Tiger Woods, spin-off porn was probably going to happen. Couple that with a suddenly public sexual track record like Tiger Woods', and spin-off porn had to happen.

I mean, come on, he is a philandering professional golfer with a reported nine mistresses (unearthed so far), and in golf the 18 holes are called the front nine and the back nine... The porn just writes itself, people.

Apparently, the first in what must surely be a coming onslaught of fiery flicks riffing on this whole debacle is to be called Tiger's Wood. Groan.

Tiger Woods 

Of course, golf terminology is rife with potential sexual innuendo. Where there are terms like "bump and run", "rub of the green", "explosion shot", and the less desirable "flop shot", bad jokes and cheezy porn cannot be far behind.

I decided to challenge some of our readers over on Twitter to come up with their own Tiger Woods-related porn movie titles, because we at MamaPop are all classy like that, and you people came through beautifully. We expected no less from our readership's dirty minds gorgeous brains. Something tells me that a lot of you have done this kind of thing before:

Tiger's Wood [via lauriewrites and ahmielyn]

Variations on the eighteen holes theme:
Eighteen Holes, Two Balls [via Sterkworks]
One Man, Eighteen Holes [via Mom101]
Eighteen Holes [via kimblahs]

2 balls, 1 hole
The Lady on the Tiger

Playing The Full 9 Holes

Hasslehoff: The Tiger Woods Story
[via MamaPop's own adampknave]

Tiger Woods: Hitting It In The Rough [via jonesabi]

Long and Straight
Back Nine Inches

Round of 69
 [via mrbigdubya]

Tiger and Elin Plus Elevin [via MarinkaNYC]

What Wouldn't Tiger Do?
Tiger Does Dallas (And Miami And Austin And Sacramento And New York And Juno)
[via mommaruthsays]

A Shank With a Skank [via SusieO]

A Hole In... 9! [via bbmpk]

Cumming Over the Top
Nine Under for Tiger
 [my personal contribution]

I know that reading through these has sparked that 12-year-old boy part of your brain, so have at it in the comments. Surely someone can do something with the word "shaft". You know you want to.


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Schmutzie can be really immature, but what the hell.






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Comments

Adam P. Knave

HAhaha this is hysterical and wonderful!

Suzy Q

Boom-chika-wow-wow!

It takes more than 12 clubs to play *this* game!

BusyDad

Bogey Style
Caddyshag
Tiger Wood

iambellaluna

I love how every major media thing now has an accompaning porn spin-off...

But you are so right, the damn thing writes itself!




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