Courtney Love Wants to Poke Keith Richard's Liver, Wants to Save Ke$ha, Remains Crazy

Courtney Love is one crazy mother.  I use the term mother very loosely here.

The woman who just lost her daughter Frances, certainly has her priorities in check in terms of life goals.  And when I say priorities in check, I mean a piece of Wonder bread has more focused ambition and sensibility than this woman.

The Hole singer wants to meet 66 year old Keith Richards and compare livers to see who has the healthier one, after years of booze and partying. 

"I wanna meet Keith Richards, I've never met him. I don't know what I'm gonna say to him, but I'm gonna touch his liver and I'm gonna let him touch my liver and it'll be awesome.  I'm gonna make him lift up his shirt and I'm gonna say, 'Can I touch your liver?' And I'm gonna touch where his liver is and see if it's putrefied or something. I think we both must have incredibly healthy livers. We must!"

I'm guessing she can't spell putrefied.  Just a hunch.  

Next on Love's Bucket List: saving one hit wonder new pop sensation Ke$ha.  Love wrote on Twitter:

Ke$ha is in dire need of a vibe that matches her... shes being moulded into something not her that will fail. I want to save her.

Hey, here's a thought Mama: shut your flipping mouth, work on getting well and your relationship with your flesh and blood before you go around poking old men's organs and 'saving' other people's kids.

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Karen Sugarpants pretty much hates substance abusing, loud talking, shitty ass parents.