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Grammy OPEN THREAD, Beeshes!!!!!!

Grammys It's music's biggest night, and MamaPop knows you have shit to say about it.

So get to it, ladies and gagamen! Let's get our Grammy on!







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Sweetney

Alright, fine. I like "Use Somebody". But how is it that Gaga is getting nothing? Fuck.

Major Bedhead

Yummmmmmy, Followill boys. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Laurie

Okay, well, at least the shitty jingle and Taylor Swift didn't win in one category.

Cassidy

WOW. Kings of Leon won over Lady GaGa and Taylor Swift ... and he says they are "happy drunk." Ha.

Amy (Not Amalah)

RDJ!!!!!!

Jess

Ooooohhhh.. 2 yums in a row!

Jen O.

RDJ!!!!! SQUEE FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! Except his glasses are crooked, which is throwing me off.

Sweetney

RDJ I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU.

Major Bedhead

I have no idea what you're saying, RDJ, but keep saying it.

Laurie

He is hotty hot sauce.

Sweetney

Why is Jamie Foxx wearing a Dancing With Wolves outfit?

Larissa

There is no one I loathe more than Jamie Foxx

why do people encourage him?

Major Bedhead

I thought those voice distortion thingys went out with Peter Frampton.

Amy (Not Amalah)

Does Jamie Foxx still think he's Ray Charles or has he moved on to other R&B notables?

TwoBusy

Is that Jamie Foxx' outfit from "Stealth?"

Major Bedhead

Jamie Foxx, did you learn NOTHING from Eddie Murphy's attempts to have a singing career?

Laurie

Wow, people clearly dig him. I've never seen JayZ smile like that.

Jess

Oh my. Mr. Fox has been influenced. By folks whom with I am not impressed.

Jen O.

I bet Jamie is rethinking that costume by now. The General Custard look is not as "street" as I bet he thought it would be.

Sweetney

That's T-Pain conducting, right?

Laurie

I mean that last time, when me and JayZ were hanging out? He never smiled like that.

Cassidy

I only like T-Pain in "I'm on a Boat"

Jen O.

This whole song is about his penis.

Sweetney

This whole song is about Autotune

Jess

Uh... what just walked on stage? Not Slash. I know that guy.

Major Bedhead

No fucking way. Slash?? Really? Have you no pride?

Sweetney

SLASH?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?

Amy (Not Amalah)

Jen O...aren't most rap songs about the penis? Or where they want to put the penis?

TwoBusy

Slash? Huh? What? I'm so very, very confused right now.

Miss Banshee

NOVEMBER RAIN RIFF WAT???? SLASH????

Jen O.

Now this is just getting weird. But I guess that's par for the course tonight.

Sweetney

HEAD=SPLODED.

Larissa

finally someone with actual musical talent joins the performance.

YAY! Slash!

Major Bedhead

Ke$sha and Jutin Beiber. There's a combo.

Jen O.

Jesus. It's Slutty and Slutty's little brother.

Miss Banshee

Ke$ha looks like a carnival worker. No offense to carnival workers.

Major Bedhead

Did any of you hear the Planet Money podcast with Ke$ha? (Yeah, I'm a nerd, what of it?)

Amy (Not Amalah)

RDJ was on stage/screen far too little. More RDJ please!

Laurie

Slash has been waiting on that stage for Axl to come out and play the show for like 10 years. Some people finally showed up so it was on. ;)

Sweetney

@Laurie: Slash: "T-Pain kind of looks like Axl in his aging-white-guy-dreads phase, right? DAMN RIGHT HE DOES."

Sweetney

I'd like to see Alice Cooper bite Katy Perry's head off.

Sweetney

In fact, I'd pay to see that. Good money, too.

Larissa

Katy Perry has no idea what is going on

Jen O.

Has there not been an award-worthy rock band come out since the 90's?

Sweetney

I hate all those rock band choices. Fuck everything.

Green Day = least odious/lame choice.

Larissa

@Sweetney I would contribute to that!

Jen O.

Three Midgets.

Larissa

Billy Joe Armstrong shut up... let's make out

Jen O.

I'm conflicted. Help me out. Is Chris O'Donnell yummy or not?

Amy (Not Amalah)

Why is Chris O'Donnell here? He doesn't have anything to do with music...does he?

TwoBusy

Chris O'Donnell: worst. fucking. excuse. for. a. tux. ever.

Amy (Not Amalah)

Oh yeah, he's a CBS "star". I forgot.

Miss Banshee

Wake me up when the jam band is over. That should be in about...45 minutes, minimum?

Sweetney

Charlie: "oh these colors do not run..."

{this is when I smacked him]

Laurie

I have a cover of Inked with Billie Jo on it hanging on my office wall primarily to confuse my students.

Also, Zac Brown Band for president? I did not know they existed but everyone else did, apparently.

Sweetney

Jam Band = I automatically, by default, loathe you.

Is that Gandalf?

Jen O.

I don't get it. Do we know these people? The crowd seems to have been given a preview during the commercial break, because they are not nearly as confused as I am.

Major Bedhead

@Laurie - I've never heard of the Zac Brown Band before tonight. A country band singing a gung-ho America song. What a novelty.

My eyes, they roll.

Sweetney

This music makes me want to hurt myself and/or others. I want a machete, and to run through a crowded market with it.

JZMom

How could this show start with Elton John and Gaga, and be here in such a short amount of time? UGH. At least I'm getting my other work done easily.

Laurie

It's Uncle Jesse fresh from the witness protection program! Straightenin' the curves! Flattenin' the hills!

Amy (Not Amalah)

Gandalf seems confused.

Jess

I'm I wrong or does Zac Brown seem to be Jack Black? Tenacious D goes country?

JZMom

Bring back the crazy dancing robot-speaker things. MAKE THIS STOP.

Amy (Not Amalah)

Country music, a hipster touq, and a wallet chain? Really?

Sweetney

Well thank god that's over.

Jen O.

We got it, banjo guy. YOU'RE DONE.

JZMom

Celine Dion is going to sing in the MJ tribute? Oy to the vey.

Sweetney

@JZMom - NO. That is almost too terrifying to believe... I MUST DRINK MOAR.

Jen O.

I wish these comments would refresh themselves.

Miss Banshee

Between this thread, Twitter, IMs, the phone, and the actual Grammys, I am going to end up taking ALL my Klonopin tonight.

Sweetney

Ryan Seacrest, you are no Dick Clark.

Jen O.

Ryan's crooked nose makes me look at only it.

Jen O.

Here she is. We get it. Please no more until you become not so lame.

Major Bedhead

@Sweetney - She is. Get out your earplugs.

Larissa

I SEE YOU BUTCH WALKER!!!

Major Bedhead

Taylor, honey, you're flat.

Cassidy

Man, I really don't think Taylor Swift sounds good live.

Sweetney

THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE. WHERE ARE THE BLACK EYED PEAS? HELL, I'D TAKE ZAC BROWN GANDALF AND SHIT.

Miss Banshee

TAYTAY, you have a tendency to go flat on important notes. This saddens my ears.

Laurie

Oh hell no. HELL NO.

WRONG WRONGITY WRONG WRONG.

Sweetney

SHE'S RUINING STEVIE NICKS. NOOOOOOO!!!

Amy (Not Amalah)

Why is Stevie singing back up to her own song????

Cassidy

Oh WOW. Next to Stevie Nicks? Not good for TS at ALL. Yikes.

Jen O.

Thank God these chips have a loud crunch so I don't have to hear this. It's not worth having ears.






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