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Alright, fine. I like "Use Somebody". But how is it that Gaga is getting nothing? Fuck.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:19 PM
Yummmmmmy, Followill boys. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:19 PM
Okay, well, at least the shitty jingle and Taylor Swift didn't win in one category.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:19 PM
WOW. Kings of Leon won over Lady GaGa and Taylor Swift ... and he says they are "happy drunk." Ha.
Posted by: Cassidy | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 PM
RDJ!!!!!!
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 PM
Ooooohhhh.. 2 yums in a row!
Posted by: Jess | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 PM
RDJ!!!!! SQUEE FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! Except his glasses are crooked, which is throwing me off.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 PM
RDJ I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 PM
I have no idea what you're saying, RDJ, but keep saying it.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 PM
He is hotty hot sauce.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:21 PM
Why is Jamie Foxx wearing a Dancing With Wolves outfit?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:21 PM
There is no one I loathe more than Jamie Foxx
why do people encourage him?
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
I thought those voice distortion thingys went out with Peter Frampton.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Does Jamie Foxx still think he's Ray Charles or has he moved on to other R&B notables?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Is that Jamie Foxx' outfit from "Stealth?"
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Jamie Foxx, did you learn NOTHING from Eddie Murphy's attempts to have a singing career?
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Wow, people clearly dig him. I've never seen JayZ smile like that.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Oh my. Mr. Fox has been influenced. By folks whom with I am not impressed.
Posted by: Jess | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
I bet Jamie is rethinking that costume by now. The General Custard look is not as "street" as I bet he thought it would be.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
That's T-Pain conducting, right?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
I mean that last time, when me and JayZ were hanging out? He never smiled like that.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:23 PM
I only like T-Pain in "I'm on a Boat"
Posted by: Cassidy | January 31, 2010 at 09:23 PM
This whole song is about his penis.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:24 PM
This whole song is about Autotune
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:24 PM
Uh... what just walked on stage? Not Slash. I know that guy.
Posted by: Jess | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
No fucking way. Slash?? Really? Have you no pride?
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
SLASH?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK KIND OF SHOW IS THIS?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
Jen O...aren't most rap songs about the penis? Or where they want to put the penis?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
Slash? Huh? What? I'm so very, very confused right now.
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
NOVEMBER RAIN RIFF WAT???? SLASH????
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
Now this is just getting weird. But I guess that's par for the course tonight.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
HEAD=SPLODED.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:25 PM
finally someone with actual musical talent joins the performance.
YAY! Slash!
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 09:26 PM
Ke$sha and Jutin Beiber. There's a combo.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:26 PM
Jesus. It's Slutty and Slutty's little brother.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:26 PM
Ke$ha looks like a carnival worker. No offense to carnival workers.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 09:27 PM
Did any of you hear the Planet Money podcast with Ke$ha? (Yeah, I'm a nerd, what of it?)
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:27 PM
RDJ was on stage/screen far too little. More RDJ please!
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:28 PM
Slash has been waiting on that stage for Axl to come out and play the show for like 10 years. Some people finally showed up so it was on. ;)
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:28 PM
@Laurie: Slash: "T-Pain kind of looks like Axl in his aging-white-guy-dreads phase, right? DAMN RIGHT HE DOES."
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:31 PM
I'd like to see Alice Cooper bite Katy Perry's head off.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:32 PM
In fact, I'd pay to see that. Good money, too.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:32 PM
Katy Perry has no idea what is going on
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 09:32 PM
Has there not been an award-worthy rock band come out since the 90's?
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:33 PM
I hate all those rock band choices. Fuck everything.
Green Day = least odious/lame choice.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:33 PM
@Sweetney I would contribute to that!
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Three Midgets.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Billy Joe Armstrong shut up... let's make out
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 09:34 PM
I'm conflicted. Help me out. Is Chris O'Donnell yummy or not?
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Why is Chris O'Donnell here? He doesn't have anything to do with music...does he?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:35 PM
Chris O'Donnell: worst. fucking. excuse. for. a. tux. ever.
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 31, 2010 at 09:35 PM
Oh yeah, he's a CBS "star". I forgot.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:35 PM
Wake me up when the jam band is over. That should be in about...45 minutes, minimum?
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 09:35 PM
Charlie: "oh these colors do not run..."
{this is when I smacked him]
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:36 PM
I have a cover of Inked with Billie Jo on it hanging on my office wall primarily to confuse my students.
Also, Zac Brown Band for president? I did not know they existed but everyone else did, apparently.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:36 PM
Jam Band = I automatically, by default, loathe you.
Is that Gandalf?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:37 PM
I don't get it. Do we know these people? The crowd seems to have been given a preview during the commercial break, because they are not nearly as confused as I am.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:37 PM
@Laurie - I've never heard of the Zac Brown Band before tonight. A country band singing a gung-ho America song. What a novelty.
My eyes, they roll.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:38 PM
This music makes me want to hurt myself and/or others. I want a machete, and to run through a crowded market with it.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:38 PM
How could this show start with Elton John and Gaga, and be here in such a short amount of time? UGH. At least I'm getting my other work done easily.
Posted by: JZMom | January 31, 2010 at 09:38 PM
It's Uncle Jesse fresh from the witness protection program! Straightenin' the curves! Flattenin' the hills!
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:38 PM
Gandalf seems confused.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:38 PM
I'm I wrong or does Zac Brown seem to be Jack Black? Tenacious D goes country?
Posted by: Jess | January 31, 2010 at 09:39 PM
Bring back the crazy dancing robot-speaker things. MAKE THIS STOP.
Posted by: JZMom | January 31, 2010 at 09:39 PM
Country music, a hipster touq, and a wallet chain? Really?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:40 PM
Well thank god that's over.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:40 PM
We got it, banjo guy. YOU'RE DONE.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:40 PM
Celine Dion is going to sing in the MJ tribute? Oy to the vey.
Posted by: JZMom | January 31, 2010 at 09:40 PM
@JZMom - NO. That is almost too terrifying to believe... I MUST DRINK MOAR.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:43 PM
I wish these comments would refresh themselves.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:43 PM
Between this thread, Twitter, IMs, the phone, and the actual Grammys, I am going to end up taking ALL my Klonopin tonight.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 09:46 PM
Ryan Seacrest, you are no Dick Clark.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:46 PM
Ryan's crooked nose makes me look at only it.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:46 PM
Here she is. We get it. Please no more until you become not so lame.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:46 PM
@Sweetney - She is. Get out your earplugs.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:46 PM
I SEE YOU BUTCH WALKER!!!
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 09:47 PM
Taylor, honey, you're flat.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 09:47 PM
Man, I really don't think Taylor Swift sounds good live.
Posted by: Cassidy | January 31, 2010 at 09:47 PM
THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE. WHERE ARE THE BLACK EYED PEAS? HELL, I'D TAKE ZAC BROWN GANDALF AND SHIT.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:47 PM
TAYTAY, you have a tendency to go flat on important notes. This saddens my ears.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 09:47 PM
Oh hell no. HELL NO.
WRONG WRONGITY WRONG WRONG.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM
SHE'S RUINING STEVIE NICKS. NOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM
Why is Stevie singing back up to her own song????
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM
Oh WOW. Next to Stevie Nicks? Not good for TS at ALL. Yikes.
Posted by: Cassidy | January 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM
Thank God these chips have a loud crunch so I don't have to hear this. It's not worth having ears.
Posted by: Jen O. | January 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM