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I thought Katy Perry and Alice Cooper were an odd pair. They got nothin' on Mos Def and Placido Domingo.
Posted by: Jess | January 31, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Placido Domingo presenting a rap award. Because that's who immediately springs to mind when I think of rap.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 10:17 PM
I love Jennifer Nettles (and Sugarland, true story) but I am afeared that there will be an announcement any day that Jon and Dorothea's jillion year marriage is over. #overinvested
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Kanye has a 3 in 1 chance!
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Kanye West has taken over the collaboration category. Wait ... "On A Boat" was nominated!? YES!
Posted by: Cassidy | January 31, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Was there really a way Kanye wouldn't win one of these? At least he's not there.
Posted by: Jess | January 31, 2010 at 10:18 PM
FUCK! Why didn't "I'm On A Boat" win? BLARRGH!
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:18 PM
I may have "Run This Town" on my iPod and listen to it often and loudly
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 10:19 PM
I don't know if I'm invested enough to watch much more. I mean....I have recorded Food Network shows to watch.
Posted by: She Likes Purple | January 31, 2010 at 10:20 PM
@sweetney @beerinbaltimore heard Carrie say Kanye too, so really, can three Marylanders be wrong? ;)
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:20 PM
Hi, I'm Wyclef, and your donations made this suit possible.
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 31, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Wyclef is speaking for Haiti now? Huh.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Mary J Blige = badass
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:26 PM
Bridge over troubled water? ORLY?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:27 PM
@Sweetney FOR REAL Mary J. is a class act
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Blind Opera Dude to world: Suck it, Garfunkel.
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
I have very few remaining famous people I really, really like and Mary J. Blige is one of them. True talent and heart.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
@TwoBusy LOL!!!!
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Yeah, I like this collaboration.
Posted by: She Likes Purple | January 31, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Poor Mary J. Blige doesn't know where to look.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Gotta say...this might be one of the highlights of the night. I must be getting old...opera sounds good, and Mary J is wearing a fancy dress.
Posted by: JZMom | January 31, 2010 at 10:29 PM
In Wyclef's defense, he's been very "out there" in Haitian advocacy since the earthquake.
Posted by: JZMom | January 31, 2010 at 10:30 PM
This is actually quite good. You always wonder how an operatic voice and another singer will pull it off but this is good.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Well. That was just gorgeous. I can't even snark about it.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 10:31 PM
@TwoBusy : HA.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:31 PM
AMG, can we get the hook prepared for the Dave Matthews Band? I can't form proper English words to represent how much I hate Dave Matthews and that noise that comes from his noise-hole.
Hate.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:33 PM
There is still another hour to go? I am NOT that invested. May have to go to bed.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:33 PM
Thank you CBS for changing your theme jingle from the BEP Here We Go. Thank you!
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Am I going to get kicked off of here if I say that I like Dave Matthews?
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 10:35 PM
I mean from I've Got a Feeling. The wine and the cold here in MN has fried my brain.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Wait. How many Klonopin did I take?
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:36 PM
@missbanshee How many Klonopin until Dave Matthews doesn't hurt anymore?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:37 PM
If this infomercial man talks long enough will Dave Matthews wander off?
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:39 PM
@sweetney I'll tell you a secret: The real reason I drank myself into a coma? Dave Matthews.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Adam Sandler is wearing his American Music Award get-up.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:41 PM
I didn't realize the level of hatred for Dave Matthews....
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Okay, Dave Matthews was the last straw. Going to bed.
Posted by: JZMom | January 31, 2010 at 10:43 PM
I'm thinking of getting a t-shirt made: "Dave Matthews Made Me Go To Rehab"
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Ricki Martin? Seriously?
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Oooo! I want to see Glee take on Ricky Martin!
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Ricky Martin has cocaine sweats.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:47 PM
GOOD LORD. No, no, no... thank YOU, Beyonce.
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 31, 2010 at 10:48 PM
WHAT ABOUT LADY GAGA, HUH? HUH?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:48 PM
And with that, everyone goes to bed.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Ooooooooooooh, no. I started this thread, and ALL Y'ALL are gonna help me finish it. No going to bed!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:53 PM
I just decided that my nightmare would be a mash-up of I've Got a Feeling and Single Ladies.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Mama Said KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OOOOOOOUT.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Laurie, I'ma feelin' single ladies?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:55 PM
oh LL you are so smooth and sexy
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 10:55 PM
I'm not familiar with this song, but I suddenly have this inexplicable urge to disrobe.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:56 PM
He's going for a Johnny Mathis meets R Kelly vibe, huh?
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:56 PM
@Amy not Amalah ExACTLY.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 10:56 PM
correction Maxwell is smooth and sexy
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 10:57 PM
And everyone 35 and younger is going...huh?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 10:58 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 10:59 PM
I swear, no disrespect to a legend, but doesn't Roberta Flack kinda look more like the Vegas Drag Version of Roberta Flack?
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 10:59 PM
that was one bad wig Ms. Flack had on
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Ooo. bad year for sax players.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Dan Seals died?
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 11:01 PM
The Dude!!!!!!
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 11:03 PM
The Dude Abides, y'all.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 11:03 PM
I thought for a sec that Jeff Bridges died. But nope, he's just everywhere, as he is all the time, lately.
Posted by: Laurie | January 31, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Jeff Bridges is kinda sexy in a pervy uncle kind of way
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 11:04 PM
I can't believe someone put 3-D glasses on Stevie Wonder...
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Who is this chick?
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Who is the band/singer in this segment?
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Who's this chick singing with Jeff Beck? Lots of gold lame but what a cool tune.
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 11:06 PM
I'm waiting for a little bird to come out of that hole in her do..
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Imelda May.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:09 PM
So the fact that every actor in Hollywood is in Valentine's Day isn't enough to make it a good movie???
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:11 PM
KardASSian
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:11 PM
Quentin Tarrantino's mouth reminds me of my grandmother's when she took her dentures out...
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Tarantino=putz
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Aw, Quentin Tarantino wore his jimjams tonight!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Via LindaHolmes at NPR: Quentin Tarantino is now an embarrassing dad at a wedding.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:13 PM
No cursey on grammy
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM
Oh, Travis Barker, you wee little beautiful inked piece of ass, do inglourious things to me, you basterd.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | January 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM
Um...so much of this is bleeped out they should just show us videos of kittens instead.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM
are we going to hear any of this song? doubtful
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM
from my 4 yr old who got woken up a minute ago by Quentin's rant.. "That guy's butt is hanging out.."
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:15 PM
Does anyone actually sing anymore or are they all using fuzz boxes?
Posted by: Major Bedhead | January 31, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Damn this is pretty good.
Posted by: Sweetney | January 31, 2010 at 11:17 PM
from my wife "BD" who just saw Taylor Swift trying to get jiggy to this rap by swinging her shoulders.. "Are you kidding me????!??"
Posted by: JVST1CE aka FM | January 31, 2010 at 11:17 PM
I don't understand the penis grabbing. Are they checking if it's still there? If it's in a flacid state? No idea.
Posted by: Amy (Not Amalah) | January 31, 2010 at 11:17 PM
@amy I like your idea just go back and forth
Posted by: Larissa | January 31, 2010 at 11:18 PM