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Heidi Montag Isn't Addicted to Plastic Surgery But She Is Obsessed, Which is Totally Different

Heidi-montag-240 Oh, Heidi. As much as I find you ridiculously intolerable and also downright stupid, I also feel very, very badly for you because you are 23 and you have now racked up more plastic surgery than most celebrities twice your age. What's more, you see nothing at all wrong with that or the message it sends. And not that MTV reality stars are exactly known for their stellar role modeling, but I would say even the densest of the bunch (I'm looking at any one of the stars of the last ten seasons of The Real World) would call ten plastic surgery procedures in one day "addicted" and also "slightly messed up OMG."

Just a little more than a week after her People spread hit newsstands with a vaguely familiar picture of Heidi on the cover, Heidi has come out again to say she is "not addicted" to plastic surgery and she simply wants to "be the best me, in and out, every way." Although in that People interview she admitted to being "beyond obsessed" with plastic surgery but NOT ADDICTED, FOR THE RECORD. (In addition to many things I think Heidi Montag needs, a thesaurus has now been added to the list.) 

She also claims she doesn't look all that different, just slightly better and improved and she must not realize that certain stations play old seasons of The Hills because if she did, she'd have a hard time convincing anyone at all that this girl:

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looks much like this girl:

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It's not that I think all women who opt to have plastic surgery are insecure, lost souls, and, yes, you should feel awesome about yourself even if that means putting some effort into your physical appearance and YES she does work (using THAT term loosely) in an industry that's different than, say, the insurance industry. Not too many insurance agents need to look like a playmate Monday through Friday, but for her to really think there's nothing wrong with going under the knife for THAT many things at SUCH a young age (she's 23! what I wouldn't give to go back to 23 and just stare at my ass all day) shows such a disconnect with this girl and the rest of the world. And it also proves -- once and for all although WHO was still confused about this? -- that her husband is a giant, steaming pile of doucheness because what loving, supportive husband says, "Yes! 10 plastic surgeries is a fabulous idea! I'll start the car." SPENCER PRATT, that's who. And, seriously, right atop my life list along with see Spain and raise a happy son is get the opportunity to take a bat to Spencer Pratt's knee.







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Suzy Q

She used to be so cute. Too bad she can't buy a brain, like the Tin Man.

PS: If you get his knees, I'll go for the Achilles' tendons. He'd become a worm, or rather, more wormlike that he already is.

mouthy_broad

uh, those people don't look anything alike. and i have to say, boy that is creepy. she started off so normal looking. now she looks much more botlike. and those juggs! wth?! those things need a license!

i just keep looking at the "after" picture and shaking my head. what an identity crisis she must be in. (clearly among other things.) and the self-loathing. who hates themselves so much that they have so much surgery that even the witness protection program should be in awe?

Cel

"what I wouldn't give to go back to 23 and just stare at my ass all day"

So true... I would love that too

mouthy_broad

i was saying the same thing about the "how does her husband think this is a good idea?!" the other day. he is very consistently on her side/sticking up for her/and generally all about her. (i don't like him, but i have to give him that credit.) what now? it makes her happy so he goes along with it (as some men will do)? he is opposed but can't stop her? is opposed but can't say anything b/c the public would go nuts?

jen from boston

It kills sme because she was a naturally pretty/cute girl before. WTF. To crib someone's sentiment for Liv's red hair- "sometimes nature gets it right the first time." She should have stayed in Colorado, I think.

emily

umm... speaking of her jugs, can we take a moment to discuss the fact that she wants them to be even bigger? she said in the article that her doctor (because he's really super good & safe) wouldn't put in implants any bigger in one surgery but she "can't wait" to get the ok to go in again & make them even bigger. because that's how she defines herself as a woman. awesome.

Jen O.

She looks completely dead in the eyes. I guess that was the cost to look that much like a Barbie. One soul.

Fawn Amber

OK, did anyone else notice that in that article, the photos of her on the cover, in the bathing suit, and in the t-shirt, above, are all the EXACT SAME PHOTO, like they just photoshopped a change of clothes...makes me wonder how much of the photo is even real.

And yeah, she can't wait to go back and get DDDs she says.

Please, oh please, someone put together an intervention before her boobs take over the world.

Lauren

The first thought that came to my head when I saw those pictures was "WHAT has she done to her FACE?" It's just...really sad. She was so pretty and now she's a fembot.

Kerri Anne

This entire story just makes me so SAD. She was such a pretty girl, and now she's just so...domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Emily

Did she specifically ask for Michael Jackson's nose?

Amy H

I feel so sorry for her mom.

ajnabi

Oddly enough, her surgeries made her look older to my mind. I feel sad to see the result of a malnourished mind and a third-rate Svengali of a husband.

JellyBean

I agree that the brow lift or whatever she had done to her eyes makes her look a lot older now. And why triple Ds if you are not a porn star or stripper? Why would anyone want to distort their body so badly. Must be a lot of self loathing there. Isn't she supposedly a Christian? Shouldn't she honor the way God made her? She should really spend more time working on her "inside" now. A LOT more time. Just pathetic.

Xavier

Did she specifically ask for Michael Jackson's nose?

Posted by: Emily | January 19, 2010 at 02:33 PM

Not cool, comparing to michael Jackson, leave him out of this.

Cristin

Ugh. She looks so awful. And as someone mentioned before,she does look dead inside.
And look how cute and fresh she looks in the first photo.
It's sickening that little girls will think this is what beauty is supposed to look like.
I cannot wait for these two a-holes to disappear.

kari Weber

Is it just me... or does she look more like Heidi from "The Girls Next Door" now... you know the Playboy Bunny?

funda62

Not the knees! Honey you need to go a little higher and harder with that baseball bat. She looks not at all like the same person. It makes me so sad to see this sort of thing. What exactly was wrong with her before?

Kim

While I'll admit to only watching The Hills when I was once home sick with the flu and also another time while high on painkillers after having dental surgery, I did think she used to be very pretty - actually the most attractive girl on the show. It makes me a little vomity she and her husband have somehow crafted lucrative careers just from being assholes, I really feel bad for her now. This is obviously one sad, twisted young woman and I don't see it ending well for her.

Laurel

She looks like Teri Hatcher in a blond wig. Congratulations Heidi, you just had 10 procedures to look like someone twice your age.

Heidi

She is unrecognizable. You'd think that someone who is so bent on being famous would want to be RECOGNIZED?

On a personal note, why are there so many yucky people with my perfectly non-yucky name? First Heidi Fleiss and now this pscyho. Can't we go back to the days when the only connotation of the name Heidi was sheep-herding in Switzerland?

 plastic surgery Dominican Republic

she is still beautiful, but she doesn’t even look like herself anymore. that’s so sad.

 plastic surgery Dominican Republic

she is still beautiful, but she doesn’t even look like herself anymore. that’s so sad. she was not gorgeous before

Katie

Yes, I loved the wish-I-was-23-and-stare-at-my-ass-all-day-long bit too, sooo painfully true dat

Jen

Is it just me or does she look more... masculine? I think she looks kinda... transvestite-y. Also, someone above mentioned that she wants bigger boobs and the ones she HAS are DDD!

A DDD!

Whoa. Bigger? What a weirdo!




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