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Kiefer Sutherland Taken In By Cow Scheme

Kiefer sutherland Kiefer, what exactly were you thinking with this one?  He agreed to buy $869,000 worth of COWS from Michael Wayne Carr.  Turns out, it was all a scam.  There were no cows.  Carr has been charged with 12 felonies, including grand theft, forgery and embezzlement.  I'm a little confused with what exactly Kiefer was going to do with all that cattle.  And please don't say eat it, it will hurt my little vegetarian heart.  And I think we have shown before, Kiefer doesn't always have the best judgment.

Carr was scheduled to be arraigned earlier this week, but the judge pushed it back until Feb. 8 after his attorney was removed.  Why?  I don't know, he didn't like cows?

The essence of this case is that Carr said he had agreements to buy steers in Mexico for his customers and sell them for profit in the United States.  No such agreements existed.  Prosecutors say there's no record Carr ever bought the steers.  They also say Carr sold steers that didn't belong to him.

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If convicted on all charges, Carr faces 18 years in prison.  I so want Kiefer to testify at this trial.  "So, I was buying cows...."  Huh?

I know there is a 24 joke in here somewhere, but I just can't come up with it.  Anyone?  Anyone?

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Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I am the carnivore to end all carnivores and even I couldn't eat $869,000 worth of sweet delicious beed.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Fuuuuck.

Jokes don't work as well if you suck at spelling.

Make that "...even I couldn't eat $869,000 worth of sweet delicious beef."

Beef.

Beed isn't even a food.

Angela

As a great actor, I'm sure he would give a MOOving testimony.

Sorry, best I can do with 5 month pregnancy brain.

sassystitcher

Jack Bauer thwarted in search for more mad cow diseased meat. Tune in next week to see what Jack deems the sentence to be for Carr's inevitable guilty verdict.

samantha jo campen

"DO YOU TRUST ME?!?! DO YOU TRUST ME TO SELL YOUR COWS?!?!"




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