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Kings Of Leon Are Gonna Make You Pay for Skinny Jeans

Kings_of_leon Apparently the slow tottering collapse of the world's economy has not affected the loyal Kings Of Leon fanbase, because the gruesomely pale Nashville group believes that $108 is a fair price for a t-shirt.  And that's the cheapest thing in their upcoming clothing line.

What's that, you say? One hundred and eight dollars for a t-shirt? Sure, and if'n you get cold, cover up your chest with a $1150 leather bomber jacket.  Surprisingly, the jeans are relatively affordable at $150, which suggests to me that hip teens will soon be tearing at their parents' pantlegs to get some junk-mashing denim.  I can only hope that you get a free ringtone with each flannel shirt and fedora.  Fedora.

Like many another bloated middle-classer, I've stood atop the peak of history with a pint glass in hand and pointed smugly to the sheer cliffs of our demise coming up ahead.  I hope you have a good pension plan, glug-glug-glug.  But now I sincerely want the world to descend into chaos - simply to thwart the marketing strategy of Kings of Leon.  I want the Earth to split open like a rotting orange and disgorge a swarm of demons that will pluck Kings Of Leon from their tour bus and toss them into a smoking pit of discarded cell phones and the butt-ends of old spliffs.

The clothing line comes out on January 25 under the brand name S2A x KOL.  It will be available at fan-friendly outlets such as Barneys New York.  Barneys.

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steff

who do they think they are? Gwen Stefani?

Christy

S2A x KOL? So totally awesome by Kings of Leon? Skip 2 ATM by KOL?

Sharon

Savings2Ashes x KOL, possibly? ;)

I just do not understand prices that ridiculously high. $108 for a t-shirt?! I'm lucky if I spend $20! Good gravy.




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