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New Year's Eve. Sequined Bodysuit. JLO. Cameltoe.

Picture 30 I feel like there's a haiku in there somewhere...

Jennifer Lopez performed in Times Square or something. She sang that song about expensive shoes, let's get some, OMG.

She wore this.

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Which turned into this.

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And then she did stuff like this.

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And this.

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THE END.

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(My official wish for 2010 is for no other vaguely irrelevant diva to mine the Britney Oh-Aught Archives and don a see-through-ish sequined bodysuit on my teevee. JLo, honey. IF HEIDI MONTAG ALREADY DID IT, IT'S PROBABLY A BAD IDEA.)







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AmyC65

Ya know my 12 yr old daughter was trying to explain this train wreck to me at bedtime New Year's Eve. But it was 2am, and I was waaayy too tired to have fashion chat, so I was kinda blowing her off. Now I need to apologize to her - for not taking her seriously. And for letting her watch this at her friend's house. And maybe for letting her be born into a world that allows something like this outfit to happen at all.

samantha jo campen

Her children must be so proud to call her "Mama."

Sweetney

WRONG. BAD. ARRGH. I CANNOT UNSEE THIS, AMY. DAMMIT, AMY!

cursingmama

You should've seen it on a big screen tv in HD. Every person in the room was gobsmacked and entranced with that car accident I can't look away syndrome. I thought maybe my initial reaction was possibly alcohol enhanced but now I see that it was spot on.

Laura512

Jenny from the block
Rocks a 'toe and sequined tush
New Year? Looks the same

Ann's Rants

I guess Jennifer has entered her "Cher" phase.

MusingsfromMe/Jill

I have several thoughts on this photo:

1. The suit is designed to be worn by someone who obviously does not eat. No muffin top, love handles, nothing.
2. How could you wear this suit and NOT put a run in it before stepping on stage. No amount of nail polish could stop the suit from unravelling.

Elizabeth

I was very impressed that she was able to finish the year (and start the new year) as the worst dressed person of the year.

Sandra

Thank you, Amalah, thank you! And I still can't understand the thought process involved in the selection of this, um, outfit? I.just. can't.understand.

Suzy Q

J-Lo-ho jump suit
Why did you make me see that?
Pass the eye bleach, please

JellyBean

Yes, I watched that performance dismayed by the choice of the jumpsuit. While JLo may have great curves and is in great shape after giving birth to twins, a clingly bodysuit is not the friend of a short woman with broad hips, strong thighs and an ample booty. Ryan Seacrest said it turned him on, so there you go.

Layla

Is she trying to make amends for falling on her @ss on national TV? Listen, I think it's great that a 41 year old is proud of her body after having twins, and doing a triathlon, but come on. You have children, and you are married now. You aren't dating Puff Diddy Doo anymore, so do something else. Let's avoid anymore acting or singing.

iambellaluna

HOLY SHIT. WHY JLO?!? WHY!!??

funda62

cursingmama thank you for making me LOL I needed it after nearly barfing from the pictures.

Katie Kat

AHHHH! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!! Must wash them out with bleach... OMG the apocalypse is upon us. Maybe she and Britney can share a cell. *SHIVER!*

Mrs. D

New Year's Eve ambush:
J-Lo's starlit galaxy.
Must gouge out my eyes.




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