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Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller Engaged!

Boller-prejean Everyone's favorite surgically enhanced, anti-gay marriage, sex-tape making, evangelical Christian, Larry King backtalker dethroned beauty queen is getting married! To a football player! How American of her.

Yes, the infamous Carrie Prejean has nabbed herself the star quarterback of the worst team in the NFL!

Saint Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller proposed to the disgraced Miss U.S.A. over Super Bowl weekend.

Dude, it isn't like Boller was working that day.

While I enjoy making fun of the disgustingly All-American couple, I wish them great happiness.

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I also wish I had Carrie Prejean's body.

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Goon Squad Sarah supports same sex marriage 100%.







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Comments

Accidental Housewife

All of the parts or just the parts she was born with? Cuz, you know the can just buy the rest, right?

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

If I can buy her stomach sign me up.

I've got good credit.

Anne

Well, isn't she lucky she can get married??

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

EXACTLY.

Apryl's Antics

For so many reasons, I just want to kick her in the eye.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah


:)

Sent from my new and improved iPhone. Suckers.




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