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Justin Bieber's Sweet 16 is going to be a Real Rager

Justin+Bieber+first+photoshoot Justin Bieber is turning 16 on March 1st and he is having a freaking SUH-WEET 16 party.

Who?

Right. It is okay if you don't know who he is. If you are 28 he is the new JTT, if you are 38 he is the new Ricky Schroeder, if you are 48 he is the new Leif Garrett.

The party is going to be so awesome that it is going to be three days long and under aged attendees must sign waivers acknowledging that "participation may involve risk of serious injury or death".

Yes, Justin Bieber's birthday party is a pack of cigarettes.

Except you can't smoke there. Or drink. Or do drugs. FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS. Anyone caught engaging in one of these offenses will be thrown out most likely with extreme prejudice.

But you can play XBOX, Laser Tag, air hockey, karaoke, paint ball, sumo wrestling and Rock Band.

Sumo wrestling? What the hell kind of party is this Bieber?

I don't really get the whole Justin Bieber thing, but then again, I am old enough to be the lad's mother. Shit, if I had a baby in college I could be his grandmother. Well, that was uncomfortable for me.

Bieber might get to play XBOX at Usher's house, but at least I am old enough to buy beer.

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Goon Squad Sarah could have sumo wrestling at her birthday party if she wanted to, Bieber.







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Comments

Sofia

Ha, the JTT reference is so spot on. I remember being a bit obsessed, the way my 8 yr old cousin is with this kid. I'm just kinda happy she's transitioned from the Jonas Brothers.

Robyn

I've heard this dude sing and talk, and sorry, but it's just WEIRD that a 16-year old kid's voice hasn't changed yet. I thought he was 12.

Suzy Q

I sure hope MY birthday party in April is THIS exciting!

rebecca

the husband and i were at the movies last weekend, and his music video was on the previews. We realized we were old when we had no clue who he was.

Apryl's Antics

My birthday is March 1st, too. I could also be his grandma. Depressing.

Amy

My 11 year old daughter calls him Justin Boober :). Guess he doesn't appeal to all the younger crowd.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Apryl,

You should totally go! It is in California.

Just don't drink.

funda62

Thanks for the Ricky Schroeder connection. I would have never understood otherwise. Sigh he was SO cute with those jelly bracelets!

Apryl's Antics

Sarah,

There's nothing like Sumo Wrestling to lure me to California--especially on my birthday. I'm afraid, though, I HAVE to drink.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Especially in a situation like this.

Sober karaoke? Nonsense.

Suzy Q

If I called him gay, would he hit me with his purse?

Washington "To Do" Cube

Funny my comment window is just opposite "Enjoy Salma Hayek Hot Gallery," and "Falling on the Runway." That's about how much pertinence Justin Bieber has in my life.

Here's on my today list: "get ladder and clean hallway light fixture," followed by "scrub hallway floor." Just you wait, Justin. Life can truly get this fascinating.

Here's some trivia: Arthur Bishop was this child molester-serial killer, and he said his final wish was that "little" Ricky Schroeder was sitting in his lap when they fried him in the electric chair. Bishop is dead. Ricky isn't little anymore, and also on my list is "paint birdhouse," (to get it ready for Spring.)

ars longa vita brevis

Eliza

I'm obviously old since I look at his photo and think "get a haircut!" In other news: "get off mah lawn!!"

Jenny

I thought he was a girl. After my niece got over her outrage she had to concede my point.

Dear Justin, when I was your age it was only a bender if there was beer, smokes, a bonfire, and police involved. Oh, and you didn't plan that kind of magic. It was called "parents out of town". Lose the laser tag, donate the money and buy a Ferrari, Kid.

Tracy

Justin "Boober" (heh) has a song out featuring special guest -- Ludacris. I shit you not. That just doesn't make sense!

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

*head explodes*





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