LOMGST!1!!! LOST Season Premiere Open Thread!

The night is finally upon us! Join us in comments NOW!

SQUEE!!!!

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself :))

Comments

[Sweetney]

LOMGST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sweetney]

Having today re-watched last season's finale, I just want to say: throwing someone into a fire after they've been stabbed twice in the chest? OVERKILL.

[daisybones]

Am very glad of the refresher junk I thought I was WAY to expert for. Did not realize Man in Black = Faux Locke. Am oblivious.

[Sweetney]

And furthermore: Jacob was AWFULLY FLAMMABLE, don't you think? What was he wearing? Something woven from kindling?

[Miss Banshee]

I only started watching to impress a boy, so when he started ignoring me, I stopped. This recap show is helping though. I'm just gonna roll with it and not ask too many questions, lest I get smackdown-ed.

[Washington "GPS" Cube]

I'm working during the commercials (I know. Insane.) Maybe I'll land on the island with all of this....juxlostaposition.

[Pennsylrican]

I AM ALL CAPS EXCITED FOR THIS SHIT, YO.

[Sweetney]

@daisybones Faux Locke is so going to get his shit messed up by eyeliner guy & frenz

[Pennsylrican]

I AM ALL CAPS EXCITED FOR THIS SHIT, YO.

[Pennsylrican]

Apparently am so excited I had to post twice.

[Sweetney]

Welcome, everybody! LOMGST!!! I AM IN THE ALL CAPS ZONE TOO, @Jenn_C

[daisybones]

I LURVE Guyliner Richard. NOM.

Does anyone else think Juliette is totally a blonde Carrie Ann Moss? I actually hit imdb to see if they are sisters. They are not.

[Sweetney]

@MissBanshee Most of us only understand about 50-70% of what's going on, tops. We all just kind of roll with it, srsly.

[Sweetney]

@Jenn C - I SO FEEL YOU. HOLY SHIT.

[Sweetney]

AWWW, Faraday - my sekrit psychologically hobbled scientist boyfriend. SAD FACE.

[Washington "GPS" Cube]

I am alone in here. One could say I was (snicker) LOST!!!!

[Sweetney]

SNACKS! SOMEONE BRING ME SNACKS!!!!

(okay, I'll stop with the all caps now.)

[Sweetney]

@WPS Cube - Are you actually, physically at work? Are you stealing office supplies? :)

[daisybones]

Got rum. No snacks.

[Pennsylrican]

SQUEEEEE!!!!

[Washington "Drinking an Orchid Room Cocktail" Cube]

Oh great...now we are up to "previously on Lost..."

[Sweetney]

@daisybones Vodka. huzzah.

[daisybones]

@sweetney Cheers. *hiccup* Also, clonopin.

[Sweetney]

HERE WE GO!!!

[Washington "Drinking an Orchid Room Cocktail" Cube]

Meanwhile...back on DA PLANE!

[Sweetney]

@daisybones AM JELUS.

[daisybones]

Aw. I luff Rose.

[Sweetney]

Like, Deja-vu. heh.

[Pennsylrican]

WHAT.

[daisybones]

Whaaaa? Des is on the plane. Hmph. Whyhowwha?

[Sweetney]

LOVE Desmond. He's sekrit boyfriend number two.

[Washington "Put The Armrest Up You Hotties" Cube]

I sell things on Amazon at night. Gotta keep those cd's, books, dvds movin'. Meanwhile...back to LAWST!

[Palinode]

He's got them time travel blues.

[Palinode]

Aaaaand the feet!

[Sweetney]

Already! LOMGST! See also: WTF?!?!?!

[Sweetney]

It may be the being drunk, but I'm already confused.

[Maria]

Seriously? They couldn't spring for better CG than the stuff they use for the underwater virtual reality rides at the mall?

[Sweetney]

Yay Aidan!!

[daisybones]

Damn it, I need to try more TV-attention less F5 F5 F5 :)

[Washington "Readin' the Map" Cube]

Someone just bought "Destination Beautiful" by Mae. Why are they not watchin' LAWST!!!!!!

[Kelly]

I don't know if I can do this. I want to, but I have to concentrate so hard on this show, I may only be able to comment during the commercials. So for my very important first comment: LOMGST!!

[daisybones]

Also? @missbanshee I lurve you chica. Miss you! The longer hair is very girly-awesome. Mine gets shorter every month. Soon I'll reach Sarah Dopp levels of buzz:)

[Amy (Not Amalah)]

Is this Groundhogs day Lost?

[Sweetney]

Cube - I think, if LOST has taught us anything it's that some things just don't make no sense.

[Palinode]

Fuck the underwater foot. Did you see the shark? Will that shark furnish the key to LAWST?

[Palinode]

Pit of the Magno-Sarlaac!

[Amy (Not Amalah)]

Why is Kate not on the plane? Am confused. Again.

[Sweetney]

PERMANENT HEARING DAMAGE

[Washington "Readin' the Map" Cube]

9:11 and NOW they are running the opening credits? Heh.

[Palinode]

Kate is brachiating. And fearful.

[Palinode]

And she don't hear so good.

[Palinode]

Did the explosion throw her into a tree in the middle of the night?

[Miss Banshee]

if I woke up IN A TREE? I would NOT gracefully swing down like P!nk at the Grammys. I would fall the hell to my bloody demise, KATE. What are you, part spider monkey?

[Palinode]

Night trees are there to catch you in case of nuclear explosion.

[Palinode]

Hi! I'm a boring late-season character!

[Sweetney]

So people went into different dimensions of the same reality? MY HEAD JUST FUCKING EXPLODED.

[Palinode]

Alt-Jack. Emo Jack?

[Sweetney]

@Palinode I am quite fond of Ghostbuster Dude.

[daisybones]

My brain just broke in half. OOOoookaay.

[Miss Banshee]

Juliet's not dead, she's on "V" which...okay, the same as being dead.

[Jen O.]

I'm with Kelly. This might be too hard.

[Washington "Readin' the Map" Cube]

"Where Are We?" Is that a classic line for this show or what?

No...you will eat your lasagna THEN stab me.

[Palinode]

Sawyer should spend the entire season punching people and screaming YOU WERE WRONG.

[Sweetney]

Jen O - That can be the next Promo Campaign for the show:

LOST: It's *hard*

[rkmama]

HATE ARNTZ or whatever his obnoxious name is.

[Kelly]

Sawyer's hair was not that long back when they crashed. Continuity FAIL.

[Palinode]

It should be a spin-off. Sawyer should travel around the world with a film crew, punching random people and screaming YOU WERE WRONG.

[Palinode]

ARZT!

[Amy (Not Amalah)]

Hurley is juxtaposed.

[Washington "Yelling At MomPop Peeps" Cube]

CAN WE TYPE IN CAPS LIKE WE CAN'T HEAR EACH OTHER?

[Sweetney]

@CUBE OH MY GOD YES!!!!

[Palinode]

Oh great. Daniel Dae Kim is here to make me feel ugly.

[kimberly]

holy fraking LOST - 10 year old now wants to watch and knows NOTHING and keeps asking questions

[Palinode]

Josh Holloway and Mathew Fox are also here to make me feel ugly.

[Sweetney]

@Palinode Daniel Dae Kim makes *ME* feel ugly.

[Washington "Not Dying...Yet" Cube]

This show has an inordinate about of people with internal hemorrhages and dying...but not dying. I hate to think what they spent on fake blood gel caps.

[kimberly]

the music is creeping me out

[Palinode]

And now Naveen Andrews has shown up to spout blood and still make me feel ugly. Fuck these hot guys.

[Sweetney]

Hurley: "Hey, I thought you were stabbed??!?!"

[Sweetney]

kimberly - Yeah you need to send that kid to bed.

[Charlie]

What's up, bitches. I've only seen the 1st season of this show. Have I missed anything, ya know, crucial?

[daisybones]

WTF now stands for When The Fuck. FYI.

[Kelly]

20 minutes in, and I'm so confuzed!

[Pennsylrican]

I have been reduced to flailing my arms and screaming 'WHAT?!' at my television.

YOU WIN, LOST.

YOU WIN.

[Sweetney]

Hurley: "Oh yeah, and also extraordinarily flammable."