Mel Gibson Calls Reporter A-hole: Irony Enthusiasts Rejoice

Yay for me!  You know why?  Because I've been giving Mel a hard time and now we all know why:  He's a gargantuan asshole.  A gargantuan, jew-hating asshole. You.  Mel Gibson. You're the asshole, asshole.  And it didn't take you long to prove it.  I knew you'd come through for me.  At some point, I knew your assholeishness would burst out of your stupid face and cry "FREEEEDOOOM!"

Excuse me while I happy dance...  Some day I'm going to post a video of what just happened. Promise.

It's funny, because the other day I wrote a little bio on myself and included my distaste for Mel.  "I enjoy television, movies and long walks on Mel Gibson's face."  And yesterday I told a couple of jokes about him on Twitter.  Then I heard this fantastic news.  Awesome.  It's like fate or something.

I like making up Mel Gibson jokes.  I do it all the time.  Here's a new one: 

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Mel.

Mel who?

Are you hiding jews under your floorboards?  I'll find them.  And that vill not be good for you, fraulein.

WGN reporter Dean Richards was interviewing Mel Gibson and asked Mel a very valid question about whether or not Gibson believes all is forgotten.  I asked the very same question two weeks ago.  "What are you referring to specifically?" said the King of Malibu. "Ummm... that anti-semitic rant that made Hitler seem kind of 'on the fence' about jews?" says reporter in my mind.

Mel would go on to explain that he's moved on, dude, and everyone else should.  That it's been 4 years and he's done all the "necessary mea culpas".  In other words, I went through the motions, I apologized, I blamed my addiction and the celebrity rule book says this thing's over.  Like when Hugh Grant got blown in the car by that hooker.  Did you know Jews invented hooking?  Let's talk about that now.

After the interview ended but before recording was finished, an obviously disgusted Gibson called Richards an "asshole".  Gibson claims his publicist was making faces off-camera and that's who he was addressing (I can only assume Mel thought he was making jew faces).

When you watch the video, I imagine you'll see the same thing I saw:  A self-important jerk-face.  A man who admits to being the same person he was 4 years ago.  His agitation proves he's learned nothing. This is not a man humbled by his actions, but a man tired of answering for them.

We'll decide whether or not we'll "move on", Mel, and it seems we don't want to just yet. Or ever.  I can only hope you join other celebrity hate-enthusiasts that have fallen off Hollywood's Edge of Darkness.

Comments

[Apryl's Antics]

Sometimes the universe just hands it to you.

[Jessi]

What a dick! I'm not "moving on" and I don't imagine many people are.

[TwoBusy]

Let's just consider Edge of Darkness the first step on Mel's long, slow spiral to complete irrelevance. With any luck, he'll get hit by a bagel truck next week -- so that in about 10 years, we can start enjoying Braveheart and Lethal Weapon again without having the experience clouded by the knowledge of what a complete dickhead he is.

[G.G.R]

Ohhhh snap Mel! Someone needs some angermanagement. Goosfrabba, Mel, gooooosfraaabba.

[G.G.R]

Ohhhh snap Mel! Someone needs some angermanagement. Goosfrabba, Mel, gooooosfraaabba.

[B. Sunshine]

Uh.

You are an ignorant douche. There is nothing interesting or funny about blog entry.

[TwoBusy]

I'm sure Mr/Ms Sunshine means "ignorant douche" in the sense that it can be taken as constructive criticism.

[MayoPie]

That's "ignorant jew douche" to you, Bunny.  Your name is stupid.  You are neither "bunny" nor "sunshine".

[Bunny]

Hey now, my name IS Bunny, and I thought this blog post was funny, and sadly spot on. The only douche I saw was Mr. Sugartits.

[MayoPie]

The name is only stupid if it's combined with "sunshine" and saying mean things to me. And thank you, bunny. You are obviously worthy of the name.

[Bejewell]

Personally, I find blog entry to be both interesting AND funny. WAY better than blog exitry.

HA HA HA HA HAAAA!

Well. Mel would have thought that was HILARIOUS. Drunk skeevy assholes LOVE my humor.

[Apryl's Antics]

I'm thinking Bunny Sunshine is Mel Gibson's drunk anti-semite message board name.

[Wendi]

I am Happy Dancing with you!! Thank you for the interesting and funny post-

[Muskrat]

This is sad. I used to like Mel and his bloody movies, but the last one looks like poop and his off-camera persona looks like poop as well. And you know what they say about if something walks like poop and talks like poop, right?