Paris Hilton: Just Like Old Times

You know, it's been awhile since someone photographed Paris Hilton doing something stupid while drunk. Remember when that used to happen just about every day? You couldn't turn on the NEWS there, for awhile, without being confronted by an insufficiently-clad Paris Hilton doing something stupid. So these photos of Paris...dancing? writhing? something?...at a Valentine's Day launch party for...a beer? that she's promoting? whatever?...really fill me with a nice sense of nostalgia.

She is wearing underwear. So. There is that.

 

The beer missed its mark. She's totally surrounded by amateurs.

Note to Sparklecorn 2010 attendees: Please don't do this.

I love everyone in the background of this photo.

 

Oh, Paris. I'm glad to see that in your world, it is still, and likely always will be, 2008.

Comments

[mouthy_broad]

but she has on undies!

what is that a can of exactly? (i don't recognize it.) is she even drunk or just strange?

[txtingmrdarcy]

I'm sorry, is that Paris? I thought it was the blonde Lindsey Lohan, v.Blondeskanktrainwreck2.0. Good that some things never change.

[Erin]

And did anyone notice she totally has Madonna hands? Blecht. What a mess.

[iambellaluna]

WHUT?! I'm wondering if the dress was see-thru before flash cameras or if she meant to do it.

[Cincy]

Love picture#3--the famous Wonky Eye!

[mstiegirl]

I have to say, her shoes are pretty hot. I definitely need more sparkly shoes in my life.

[viagra online]

Only you could make me literally laugh out loud at such a disgusting descriptions of a woman's naughty bits. But I have to agree - I don't thing there is anything offensive about that ad - other than the "star" herself.