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2010 Academy Awards Open Thread

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OSCAAAAAAARS? Grab a drink and some delicious snack food-type items, and join us for a night of glitz, glamour an relentless snarkery RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, in comments!







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Out-Numbered

Out-Numbered in da muthafuckin' house Yo!!!

Snarky Amber

Hola bitches. I think Sandy Bullock got her nose done. Anyone else? It looks...pointier than normal. Her dress is fabulous though.

Palinode

Sandra Bullock's nose is all part of her ongoing quest to look like an adorable Disney cartoon character.

Adam P. Knave

If her nose isn't fixed at 50mph it... aww that reference is old... I'm sorry.

kdiddy

Having comment trouble.

rebecca

i can never decide if amanda seyfried is hot or scary

Sweetney

Hello?

rebecca

did I miss Sandy Bullock?

kdiddy

Alright, I think it's okay now. As I was saying earlier, I just put deodorant on, so I am red-carpet ready.

Amalah

REMEMBER MAH PERSONAL INFO, BITCH.

Pennsylrican

Tim McGraw and his hair plugs talking w/ Seacrest.

MayoPie

'Sup. Watching the Seacrest on E. He's tiny.

Palinode

Can't Amanda Seyfried be both?

margalit

Barbara Walters Special sucks, as usual.

kdiddy

Watching Mo'Nique's Baba Wawa interview. Will be crying any minute now.

Adam P. Knave

I wonder how much money there is in making red carpets.

Amalah

And stand up straight, Miss Miley Cyrus. Jesus with the slouching.

rebecca

there is SANDY! ok, dress is awesome, nose is definitely different. maybe it is make-up...there is a faint red line on it in high def

Miss Banshee

Miley Cyrus STAND UP STRAIGHT DIOS MIO YOU ARE AT THE OSCARS.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

I turn on my t.v. and the first word is "vagina." Huh.

jodifur

I'm here, off to put the child to bed....be back in a few.

rebecca

man, my secret bf Jake is looking nice.

Snarky Amber

Rebecca, the answer is yes. Both.

Out-Numbered

Ryan Seacrest has too much fucking money. Didn't recognize Jake Gyllenhaal without the Cowboy hat.

MayoPie

Seacrest and Jake admire each other's handkerchiefs. An age old male bonding technique.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Why does Barbara Walters think discussing sexual abuse is the topic du nuit on Oscar night?

Sweetney

What is that mishappen brown wad on Ryan Seacrest's head? OH, HAIR. RIGHT.

Snarky Amber

Giuliana, please consider a cheeseburger. Jai, please consider not dying your fucking hair to match your jacket.

rebecca

i think both is right, like a tim burton character.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Enough of this..over to E!

MayoPie

Sandra Bullock leading the poll at 69%. That has no sexual connotation whatsoever.

kdiddy

Discussing Mo'Nique's open marriage vs. infidelity. I'd be interested in BW's opinion since she had an affair with a married man. She seems to be having trouble with the concept.

Out-Numbered

This is bullshit. Joan Rivers should be here. Who are these douchebags?

amalah

Can I haz my avatar back, Typepad? (Not the movie. Which I still haven't seen.)

rebecca

lol, Amber. and also, his jacket? is it made of curtain?

kdiddy

Now onto the controversial topic leg hair. STARTLING.

amalah

69% of people think Sandra should win for that tearjerker glorified movie-of-the-week thing? SRSLY?

MayoPie

I haven't seen Avatar either! We should start a club.

Sweetney

So we all agree that we hate Avatar, right?

MayoPie

I think I'm going to need alcohol for this.

Miss Banshee

Jay Manuel is wearing my parents' loveseat pattern. Fierce, Mr. Jay.

rebecca

Amalah, I thought the same thing.

ACK! Miley forgot her dress!

MayoPie

Yay!!! Miley Cyrus!!! Definitely going to need alcohol for this.

amalah

Sweetney- We hate it a lot. And it feels so right.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

My gawd. What a little...

Pennsylrican

STAND UP STRAIGHT, YOUNG LADY.

MayoPie

@rebecca You stole my curtain joke I hadn't used yet. Kudos.

Sweetney

@mayopie Yes. alcohol will make the medicine go down in the most delightful waaaaaaay

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Speechless. Truly.

Snarky Amber

FUCK AVATAR

jodifur

I'm refusing to see Avatar on principle. I don't know what principle that is, but there has to be one that refuses to see Avatar.

Ok, now I am putting the child to bed.

amalah

I still don't understand why Miley Cyrus even gets invited to the Oscars, much less gets to present year after year.

MayoPie

Oh look. Freezeframe dress analysis.

Sweetney

mmm... Sarah Jessica Parker's hair looks like a bear claw.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Orange people and lavender hair. Willy Wonka.

MayoPie

What the hell is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing? The guy in the curtain tuxedo likes it.

Miss Banshee

I am NOT feeling SJP's dress. It looks like a pillowcase. A vajazzled pillowcase.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Uh...it's the plastic SURGERY!

amalah

SJP needs to smooth her hair down. Am spitting on my hands from here.

Sweetney

wow, i never saw Matthew Broderick as being this... GAY before. INTERESTING.

kdiddy

This Baba Wawa montage makes me nostalgic for the 80s. I'm wary of anything that makes me nostalgic for the 80s.

MayoPie

It looks like she's wearing a tiara on her boobs. Which I thought I would be all for.

Deb on the Rocks

I thought Miley was on a year long Buddhist retreat in New Mexico contemplating her life and next phase of development. But that might have been just what my head TOLD HER TO DO.

KimAZ

Cinnabon!!!

Jessi

Do you think SJP will ever wear anything good? Ever? Or is it just me that hates everything she's ever worn.

Sweetney

So what's our Oscar's drinking game tonight? Drink whenever Avatar wins something (to dull the pain)? Or...?

Snarky Amber

Kathryn looks gorgeous and poised to rub James Cameron's face into the carpet.

Miss Banshee

Kathryn BIGelow could step on Seacrest. Get Ryan his apple box to stand on!

rebecca

Miley couldn't stand up straight, her boobs woulda popped out. And also, how White Trash is her mother>?>

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

He's been looking fey and busted every since he got outed on the cheating thing re: Matthew B.

Pennsylrican

"What do you say to Jim Cameron if you win?"

"Suck on THAT, motherfucker!"

MayoPie

Tucci. That's my boy. We play tennis together. In my mind.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I'm here but my children are insisting on watching reruns of "The Simpsons" before bed.

I just have to believe everything you people say.
Hmph.

rebecca

Kathryn Bigelow coulda stepped on Ryan

Snarky Amber

Charlize? What the fuck is going on with your boobs?

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Stanley Tucci=class act

Sweetney

Jenn C - EXACTLY what I thought. That or "HA-HA!"

KimAZ

Apparently more Cinnabons on Charlize Theron's boobs. A theme?

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Her chest looks like popped balloons.

MayoPie

Skybox Perspective Fashion Breakdown Freezeframe time.

lanned

It looks like Charlize Theron has large paper maiche roses on her boobs.

rebecca

lol...miss banshee, great minds think alike.

Charlize doesn't think enough people look at her boobs.

Snarky Amber

brb, my wine glass is empty.

kdiddy

Oh, shit, Bette Davis smoked during her Baba Wawa interview. She's so badass.

amalah

Husband just handed me a bowl of duck confit raviloli in brown butter sauce.

BRB.



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