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2010 Academy Awards Open Thread

2010-oscars

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OSCAAAAAAARS? Grab a drink and some delicious snack food-type items, and join us for a night of glitz, glamour an relentless snarkery RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, in comments!







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Comments

Jessi

Is it really style to look like someone's grabbing your boobs from behind?

rebecca

subtle product placement, E.

and that purse wasn't that small, was it?

MayoPie

@WashingtonCube *fist bump*

Sweetney

I need to be drunk. Why am I not drunk yet?

Karen Sugarpants

I'm all hooked up with snacks here. Holla!

MayoPie

Why am I craving cinnabons?

kdiddy

I just so desperately wish that the Oscars were on a Saturday. Are they on Sunday because Mondays are dark for theaters? And why should that matter since these are for movies?

Snarky Amber

TELEPHONE VIDEO. I am way more excited about that than anything else happening tonight. GAGA.

kdiddy

God, Warren Beatty circa 1990, it's not like Baba Wawa asked the hard-hitting questions.

Karen Sugarpants

Everyone looks so dang young in this special.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

I'm drinking bottled water so no "hic" for me.

Sweetney

Also, why doesn't Cinnabon deliver?

Karen Sugarpants

TMNT FTW!

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Did ANYONE go see this movie?

kdiddy

Baba Wawa's most-asked question is apparently, "Do you know you're good looking?" God, Baba, just blow them already.

Karen Sugarpants

Tom Cruise question today: Do you know that you're a frackin' nutjob?

rebecca

soo not fair that Matt Damon still looks 25

Karen Sugarpants

Ohh I loooove Elton John.

MayoPie

So easy to be a guy and go to the Oscars. Tux. Bam. Done. Let's go.

Sweetney

Matt Damon, I can't hate you. Unlike your buddy, Affleck. It's hard for me to get past JLo. Just being honest here.

Snarky Amber

@Washington Cube Invictus? Yeah, I think maybe 20 people saw that movie.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

I want Tom Cruise to answer the lipstick-heels thing with his kid.

WineandSunshine

SJP looks like the Barbie I had in the mid 80s when I would make dresses out of dinner napkins and braid her hair in funny ways.

Out-Numbered

Clooney is the man. Mingling with the people.

rebecca

i am impressed, Kdiddy, at you watching bw this long

Out-Numbered

Oh so now Damon holds Nelson Mandella in higher regard than anyone on the planet? Yeah OK. Douche.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Wine: ...and this is before you cut her hair off and left the head in the back yard in the rain, right?

Snarky Amber

@Sweetney I feel the same way. Also, Matt Damon is second only to Daniel Craig as Bond in the "action stars that make me wet" category.

rebecca

COLIN FIIIIIIRTH. Want. To. Bang.

Karen Sugarpants

AMEN Rebbecca! Bow chicka wah wah!

MayoPie

J Lo's dress is making me want to... stop watching this.

Out-Numbered

Who was that British Douchebag. Speak English asshole.

Snarky Amber

*high fives rebecca* YES.

rebecca

i wish i could be queen latifah's friend.

Palinode

The MamaPop Oscar Night Special video is up at Sparklemotion!

http://community.mamapop.com/entry/6a010535c73ad6970b0120a9114045970b

Sweetney

On the next commercial break, be sure to check out The MamaPop Oscar Night Special video - Palinode and Outnumbered interpret the Oscars with dance! http://bit.ly/bigFbb

rebecca

but apparently curtain blazers are in.

Out-Numbered

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Jessi

Queen Latifah could look good wearing slime and maggots. (Just sayin)

rebecca

meryl...classy, but boring dress.

Out-Numbered

Merryl Streep is wearing my fucking curtains. She looks like a house.

Elfini

What did Ryan just say about hugging those guys later?

Snarky Amber

I am always unpopular for bagging on Meryl's wardrobe, so let me please state right now that I think she looks gorgeous tonight.

rebecca

demi? no way is she still relevant.

Sweetney

M: "These are The Oswalds!" Clooooooose. Very, very close.

MayoPie

Whoa!! Streep giving it to Ryan for cheering Bullock!! Hahahahahahahahahahah!!

MayoPie

I can't tell you how happy that made me.

Snarky Amber

*punches Out-Numbered* Sorry dude, but I can't believe you just called Meryl a house.

Miss Banshee

GOT IT. thank you, Live AP Wire! Fuck YOU, ABC and Cablevision!!!!!

amalah

God, arrows? We're dissecting dresses like football plays now?

WineandSunshine

Meryl could absolutely crush Ryan. squishy little bug, isn't he?

rebecca

oh, god. jlo's dress looks like bubble wrap.

Sweetney

JLo: I hate the lumpy, asymetrical shit. blech. LAVENDER HELL!!!!!!

rebecca

yes, meryl is gorgeous. but the dress is still boring.

Karen Sugarpants

The MamaPop Oscar Night Special video is up at Sparklemotion!

http://community.mamapop.com/entry/6a010535c73ad6970b0120a9114045970b

Deb on the Rocks

Eli Roth just told TV Guide they had cupcakes and pizza and all-night party at Tarantinos, with Quentin, who is hoarse and bright red, DJing. SO I know cupcakes = coke and benzo but what is pizza slang for? I'm so out of it.

Snarky Amber

It pains me to admit that JLo looks amazing, even with that leprechaun on her arm. But I have a question. WHY is she here? When was the last time she was relevant?

rebecca

how naughty could gay Jai be about JLo???

Snarky Amber

Everyone else thinks JLo looks like crap. Could I be...drunk? And exercising bad fashion judgment?

rebecca

i want to know what he said.

Snarky Amber

P.S., the answer to the first part of that question is YES. I am drunk.

rebecca

wait...cupcakes doesn't mean cupcakes? I am so not cool.

Sweetney

Realizing I'm not drunk yet because I haven't been drinking enough. Trying this again: What're our Oscars Drinking Game rules? Drink when Avatar wins something?

Miss Banshee

@DebOnTheRocks I want to do SO MANY FILTHY THINGS with Eli Roth, I have not the words. Ah mah gah. I heart him. Douchebaggery or not, I love him..

Snarky Amber

Tracey, drinking is not a game. Drinking is serious business. Just drink.

Adam P. Knave

@sweetney I think it's drink when someone says something vapid. Wait no, that's how we lost Grandpa. Oh, that Oscars was a day, I tell you.

kdiddy

..............Baba Wawa montage ate my brain. But look! Matthew McConaughey kept his shirt on once!

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

These people need to work on their "small talk." They would bore to death at a cocktail party.

Out-Numbered

Hey @Mayopie!!! It's Keanu!!!!!

DawnBlanchfield

Ack! what is on Keanu's face?!

rebecca

keaunu's beard is a little embarrassing.

kelly

haha sandra bullock just called the tv guide channel people "dancer people"

MayoPie

Keanu!! Notice the beard. See? Can't grow one.

Sweetney

Amber: DRINKING: SRIOUS BIDNESS.

Miss Banshee

Kristen Stewart! STAND UP STRAIGHT YOU HATEFUL LITTLE GIRL.

Out-Numbered

Dude. Keanu should hit that.

rebecca

aaaw, beautiful gabourey.

Tracy

Sweetney - you could drink whenever someone makes a James Cameron vs. Kathryn Bigelow joke/reference, etc.

Sweetney

That is a truly ugly beard, Keanu. Also, on a scale of one to ten, how high do you think Woody Harrelson is?

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Let's smoke Woody's lapels.

Snarky Amber

Gabby? So cute. I want to have a tea party with her.

jodifur

Back with coffee and Bailey's but I'm so far behind. Anyone I should speed to in tivo? At Sandra Bullock now. I think she looks lovely.

MayoPie

Keanu: Your prom was like this? Precious: Up yours, Lake House.

Pennsylrican

Oh, yes. Team Gabby.

Work that shit, baby girl.

Heidi T

Hey Y'all!






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