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2010 Academy Awards Open Thread

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Jennie

Wait, Morgan's daughter is Morgana? I.....didn't know that.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I am quitting my job and opening up a spray on tan business in L.A.


Also, is that the kid Morgan Freeman was banging?

Sweetney

Was it Morgan Freeman who was involved with his stepdaughter? Do I have that wrong???

rebecca

ok, ok, ok, i think i have the Kathy Ireland thing figured out...you know on Talladega Nights when Will Ferrell keeps lifting his hands into the screen during the interview??? She doesn't know what to do with her hands!!!!!

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

I'm impressed. She didn't bite her tongue saying "philanthropy."

amalah

Kathy is like a flight attendant on QVC.

MayoPie

What the hell is morgan Freeman chewing on? It looks like he stuck a bag of Big League chew in his mouth right before the interview.

jodifur

I thought it would be impossible for something to be worse than Seacrest but this ABC thing is terrible.

Jennie

Confession: I've never seen Casablanca.

WineandSunshine

Stars worrying about their age, object lesson = Helen Mirren. FABULOUS!

Sweetney

GSS: great minds... or uhh really fucked-up and filthy minds :)

kdiddy

Jesus, Casablanca and Avatar were just uttered in the same breath.

MayoPie

@sweetney Verbal Blow jobs. Hee Hee.

rebecca

so, how many voters do you think got Up and Up in the Air mixed up?

Karen Sugarpants

Anyone have a guess for which picture will win Best Picture!??

Heidi T

I am totally pushing for UP to win the Best Movie Oscar. Mainly because it is the only nominee I have seen. Damn the children

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Jennifer Lopez is wearing a big iris.

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

That's Armani? Mr. Minimalist? Shew.

Heidi T

Why didn't JLO comb her hair?

KimAZ

Oddest choices ever for hosts for this fuck-up.

Major Bedhead

Not feeling J-Lo's dress at all. Looks like a Calla lily threw up all over her leg.

Jennie

I have nothing nice to say to Jennifer Lopez other than "cool name, bitch."

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

I really liked Precious...especially Mariah's moustache.

kelly

Isnt Sherri Shephard in Precious

Major Bedhead

SJP needs to eat some cheeseburgers, stat.

KimAZ

RETURN OF CINNABON!!!!

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I'm scared of SJP anyway, but that makeup isn't helping anything.

Fawn Amber

Well SJP is clearly going the Meryl route. Like, on the fast track. Jesus.

Heidi T

You can never put on too much spray tanner SJP.

Out-Numbered

Oh look it's Mathew Broderick's grandpa and his pet horse.

Sweetney

Mmmm Bear Claw... Cinnabon....

MayoPie

HD is doing these people no favors.

kdiddy

this is mean and catty, but Cameron Diaz looks like the fucking Joker.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I also just realize that I know the interviewer from "30 Rock".

Heidi T

Dude people - stop talking about baked goods. I own a deep fryer and am only about 10 minutes away from apple fritters and I am trying to resist!

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

Mayo: smear Vaseline over your screen

Pennsylrican

14 more minutes of this shit? I really should be drinking.

KimAZ

@kdiddy Word.

kate

what is with the 12 bolts of fabric on the side of j.lo? someone get me a pair of scissors.

Sweetney

GOD WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GO TO CINNABON AND BRING ME BACK SOMETHING ALREADY.

MayoPie

@OUtnumbered HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pet horse.

rebecca

@kdiddy, i totally agree

Jennie

@heidi I too own a deep fryer. My husband made that purchasing decision.

KImAZ

hee hee! I started Cinnabon!! I rule!!

Miss Banshee

Massive technical problems here. If I vanish, I'll be back asap. I can't find the goddamn livestream without crashing my computer

Out-Numbered

Whoopi. I smell urine.

rebecca

i hate whoopi.

KimAZ

Drinking a red called "Menage a Trois."

Major Bedhead

OK that Whoopi Goldberg commercial scared me.

Heidi T

@Jennie - same here - he wanted fish and chips. Now I can make doughnuts *cry*

Snarky Amber

someone please give me some food. I've been living on red wine and Diet Grapefruit flavored Hansen's all day.

Out-Numbered

Grossest commercial in the history of TV. Jesus. I just threw up my sushi.

Sweetney

Whoopi: just wow.

MayoPie

I am also now craving cinnamom rolls, dammit. I even smell them. I'm going to get some.

Jennie

Oh, Modern Family, I love you so.

Out-Numbered

Just when you thought Whoopi couldn't get any less attractive. Urine.

kate

@ sweetney, quick fix = cinnamon toast?

Sweetney

Mayopie -- bring me over some, wont you?

Karen Sugarpants

@Jennie - Sfathered... *snort*

Heidi T

We don't even have a cinnabon *weep*, but I did just send husband and daughter out to drop off friend and get ice cream

Sweetney

OH MY GOD TINA FEY AND STEVE CARELL I JUST WET MYSELF WHERE'S WHOOPI WHEN YOU NEED HER?

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I went to get a glass of wine and missed 50 comments and the Whoopi commercial.

jodifur

@KimAZ ohh, I've had that, it is good.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I feel like I can see Tina Fey's junk.

Major Bedhead

Why is Miley Cyrus here?

Washington "My Cube Is Fred Leighton" Cube

"...most influential people." Shaking head. Looking out window for four horsemen.

MayoPie

Did she just say she that Miley Cyrus mastered comedy? I might have to punch her for that.

Karen Sugarpants

STAND UP STRAIGHT MILEY.

MayoPie

Did she just say that Miley Cyrus mastered comedy? I might have to punch her for that.

jodifur

that dress looks so awful on Miley Cyrus.

Adam P. Knave

@sweetney Getting Cinnabon, of course.

DawnBlanchfield

That's Kathy Ireland?!

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

It doesn't make me an asshole that I hate a person that is young enough to be my child, does it?

Major Bedhead

The Dude! I think the Dude is high.

KimAZ

@jodifur Join me, won't you?

Out-Numbered

Mylie Cyrus. Tan lines. Classy.

Heidi T

So putting your messy uncombed hair in a bun is this year's hair fashion statement?

Also, Miley - STRAPS - so that way you don't have to hunch over so we don't see your little hannah montanas pop out of your dress.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

The Dude abides.

Karen Sugarpants

I really wanna watch The Big Lebowski now.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Is Jeff Bridges high?

Out-Numbered

So nice of Jeff Bridges to take his Mom. Good guy.

rebecca

I k now I am an imaganary slut, but I would totaaly do Jeff Bridges, too.

Deb on the Rocks

The Dude had found his motherfucking rug, and it's an Oscars red carpet. I'm happy for him.

Major Bedhead

Kare Winslet. Hot.

But wow, can you ever see people's crow's feet in High Def.

KImAZ

He is SO high. Love him.






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