Bachelor Finale Open Thread Tonight!
You know you want it. You know you love it. You know it's going to be THREE HOURS OF AWESOME.
So MamaPop will be hosting a Bachelor open thread tonight for the ENTIRE EXTRAVAGANZA. Join us, won't you, to speculate on who it will be, Vienna or Tenley? The dirty girl or the Disney Princess? I CAN'T WAIT. And neither can you. Join us at 8pm ET for the festivities! I'll bring the punch and pie.
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I will have to pick up some mixers for my vodka. Tonights show will definitely necessitate drinking!
Posted by: Steph T. | March 01, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Three hours. THREE HOURS.
The ONLY reason I won't DVR this hot mess and fast forward through the Valtrex commerials is because of this open thread. :-)
Posted by: Amy H | March 01, 2010 at 11:19 AM
What should we be drinking to tonight?
A) Each time they show Jake's Abs?
B) Each time Tenley brings up her divorce?
C) Each time Jake mentions being a 'nice guy not finishing last'?
Posted by: Angela | March 01, 2010 at 11:27 AM
It will be Vienna. Because since the point of this show is to disgust me, he will obviously have to pick the girl with the orange skin and terrible, cheap dye job.
Posted by: Alyssa | March 01, 2010 at 11:55 AM
I'm totally down for this, even though I've read the spoilers and am pretty sure I know who he chooses. I'll ready the adult beverages.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 11:56 AM
I have loads of work to catch up with tonight...so count me in!
Posted by: Katie | March 01, 2010 at 01:04 PM
So this starts at 8pm ET?
Posted by: Sweetney | March 01, 2010 at 03:42 PM
@sweetney, this EPIC EVENT runs from 8-11 pm ET. And by EPIC EVENT, I mean this open thread, which is going to kick ass and take names.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 03:46 PM
@ Angela RE: drinking game
Take a shot every time:
a) Chris Harrison says it is going to be the most.dramatic.rose.ceremony.EVER!
b) Jake says "I have a connection with these amazing women."
c) Jake says "I've fallen in love with both of these women."
I knew a long time ago how this is going to end but there is no way I can't not watch this. It's just pure gold.
Have a good night ladies!
Posted by: Tami | March 01, 2010 at 04:19 PM
I think we should drink anytime any one of them says "amazing." Seriously. Oh, and anytime Jake takes his shirt off.
Can't wait!!!!!
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 07:02 PM
Is the open thread here - or do I have to go somewhere else? I'm so excited! It just started!
Posted by: Anya | March 01, 2010 at 08:01 PM
OK am I in the right place??
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:01 PM
Are we here?? Sound off like you've got a pair!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:01 PM
He's so in love! With both of them! Drink!
Posted by: anya | March 01, 2010 at 08:02 PM
Me Needs Me Some Bachelor in Real Time (not Pacific)
Posted by: wxgddss | March 01, 2010 at 08:02 PM
Early predictions? Will Tenley bring her Disney woodland creatures? Will Vienna admit that she's in her late 30s? WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:03 PM
I'm here! Who will it be?
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:03 PM
I do enjoy a man in a salmon shirt.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:04 PM
This isn't supposed to happen? You're also not supposed to find your fiance on a reality show...but here we are.
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 08:04 PM
I will not make a prediction as I read spoilers. But am not happy.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:05 PM
I'm having issues wth the sister? Cousin? Niece? in the blue jumper. #1. She's wearing a blue jumper.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Oh snap. I like mama already!
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:06 PM
I hope it is Tenley. I have no idea though. The other women (who have been thrown off and and used to bad-mouth her like crazy) all said Jake and Vienna have "an amazing connection". Amazing connection - really good animal sex, TomAto, tomato...
Posted by: anya | March 01, 2010 at 08:08 PM
I like his mom too. Why do they never listen to what the other girls say? I get that girls can be catty and jealous, but they also get to spend more time with each other than the bachelor ever does!
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:08 PM
his dad is crying at Tenley's perfection, dudes. DRINK.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:12 PM
We've secretly replaced Tenley's lungs with small helium tanks. Let's see if Jake's family notices.
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:12 PM
ah mah gaw. a family of criers. Vienna will fit right in too.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:13 PM
Tenley...she's sweet, but maybe a little too much right now? But I guess Jake's parents are eating it up. Too me, the touching of Jake's father's arm and the gushing is a bit much.
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:13 PM
Oh man, they are gonna HATE Vienna.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:14 PM
I need Tenley to get over her divorce already. I feel like she's not over it. Anyone else think that?
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:15 PM
@melissa Tenley got divorced? :)
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:16 PM
Jake's dad is going to dissolve into a puddle.
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:16 PM
Gawd, I love Tenley, but if she brings up her ex-inlaws AGAIN...well....just drink.
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 08:16 PM
AMAZING! PERFECT! DRINK! DRINK!
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:17 PM
There is no way Vienna is going to be able to beat out Tenley as far as the family is concerned
Posted by: anya | March 01, 2010 at 08:17 PM
Haha! Good question. She acts like it happened last month.
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:18 PM
Drinking! Drinking!!
He felt sparks! Drinking!!
I will be drunk before they even see Vienna.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:18 PM
Fully clothed family swim time? Awkward.
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:19 PM
Quick programming note as we go to commercial: The first two hours will be recapped as usual for tomorrow at 11 AM ET. "After the Final Rose" will be recapped Wednesday at 10 AM ET. I simply cannot recap THREE HOURS of this dreck overnight, people. I am but a simple caveman. Coolio?
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:19 PM
Coolio. :) I can wait.
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:21 PM
Coolio by me.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:23 PM
OMG they hate her. I LOVE IT.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:25 PM
Vienna? No class? Really? Awkward.
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 08:25 PM
Open mouth, insert foot, Vienna. And Brush. Your. Hair.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:25 PM
Did Mom just roll her eyes at Vienna???? Whoa!
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 08:26 PM
Did...did she say Jake's sister is fat??
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:27 PM
What is this??! Time to pack it in, Vienna. She's blowing it bigtime!!
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:27 PM
Too much talk of "poking" with Mom. Awkward.
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:27 PM
"He's sweet...he can be" she says. Has she met anyone's parents before?? Does she care about making a good impression??
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:28 PM
I so want to see thsi movie. but, I think it is only because Edward is in it...
Posted by: anya | March 01, 2010 at 08:29 PM
His mom hasn't formed her opinion about Vienna because of Jake. Vienna keeps saying stupid things. She doesn't know how to handle herself properly. Her mom would be saying the same thing without Jake telling her all the girls didn't like her. Heck, she said it herself! Jake needs to wake up. The girl doesn't know how to act.
Posted by: Melissa | March 01, 2010 at 08:31 PM
Just popping in to say that I'm super jealous that I'm not in the eastern time zone. Mountain time zone is good for so very few things.... *sigh*
Posted by: Renee | March 01, 2010 at 08:33 PM
Jake's sisters are pretty freaking awesome. And I'm rooting for Vienna, because I'm made of evil and jam.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:33 PM
Sisters-in-law. Not sister-in-laws. GAWD.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:34 PM
@ Miss Banshee -- REBEL!
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:35 PM
TEARS! DRINK!
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:36 PM
Oh GOD I cannot believe she turned the sisters. I am just dumbfounded.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:36 PM
Banshee, I'm rooting for Vienna too, but only so I can be right when he chooses Vienna, Ali becomes the next bachelorette, and then in the most dramatic rose ceremony EVER, Jake comes back (because we all know Vienna will lose interest about 10 seconds after the cameras leave) and it's Jake and Ali togetha foreva. Or until Jake gets tired of not being on the cover of US Weekly.
Posted by: Renee | March 01, 2010 at 08:37 PM
Renee - I love it!
Posted by: anya | March 01, 2010 at 08:39 PM
Hello Everyone! Sneakin in to say hi! Can't believe that vienna turned the whole fam.
Posted by: Erin | March 01, 2010 at 08:39 PM
I am confused. They switched sides? Did Vienna cast a white magic spell on them during the commercial? WTH?
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:39 PM
Oh, as we break for commercial again, if there's an upcoming show y'all want me to recap now that this mess is going to be over, just holla, okay? I'll be recapping...something. Not sure what yet, so I'm open for suggestions.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:39 PM
If I'm wrong about my theory, I vow to turn into a unicorn and fart cupcakes for all. Peace. *drops mic*
Posted by: Renee | March 01, 2010 at 08:43 PM
"today we're at an active volcano and I'm going to sacrifice her to the gods. It should be fun!"
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:46 PM
Um. I feel dirty. Gross.
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 08:47 PM
Oh how convenient! The mud hole doubles as a champagne holder!
Posted by: Erin | March 01, 2010 at 08:49 PM
Mudbaths make the thread go silent. Horrors!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:49 PM
Well, I mean seriously. Mud wrestling? What's next - body shots?
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:52 PM
She's a dirty slut. Literally.
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 08:53 PM
She's a dirty slut. Literally.
Posted by: Tracy | March 01, 2010 at 08:53 PM
Folks...I'm really trying not to vomit! She is a slutfaced hoebag!
Posted by: Steph T. | March 01, 2010 at 08:55 PM
Her hair. I have no words.
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:55 PM
GAWD if I weren't so sick I could be really snarky right now...
Posted by: Erin | March 01, 2010 at 08:57 PM
Dying to know how many of those words were misspelled....
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 08:58 PM
Well we know Jakey can read, and Vienna can write. Baby steps, people.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 08:58 PM
If she doesn't get picked, can we please get Vienna on Shear Genius so they can FIX THAT MOP ATOP HER HEAD PLZ?
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 09:00 PM
@FawnAmber -- the words are: "bad" and "extensions"
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 09:00 PM
vienna is SO GROSS!!!! what is up with her HAIR??? and her EYEBALLS?!??!
Posted by: kelly | March 01, 2010 at 09:00 PM
Thank you @Crash Test Mommy. I knew there had to be an explanation!
Posted by: Fawn Amber | March 01, 2010 at 09:03 PM
Oh Jamie Oliver...lisp sweet nothings in my ear...
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 09:04 PM
And I'll love him and squeeze him and call him Jakey! /vomit
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 09:05 PM
holy crap, this sugary thing tenley is doing is obnoxious. you know she must be all dominatrix behind closed doors.
Posted by: inez loria | March 01, 2010 at 09:06 PM
Jakey's brain says "Tenley" and Jakey's peen says "Vienna." Who will reign supreme???
Posted by: Miss Banshee | March 01, 2010 at 09:09 PM
Chemistry According to Jake = desire to bathe in mud vs. swim in Sunday best.
Posted by: Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy | March 01, 2010 at 09:10 PM
Sometimes I just want to pull Jake aside and punch him in the stomach. Because COME ON! These girls are so different. How is it possible that he "hasn't decided" yet?
Posted by: Amy H | March 01, 2010 at 09:11 PM