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Bachelor Finale Open Thread Tonight!

6a00d8341c5d9653ef0120a7eb1081970b You know you want it. You know you love it. You know it's going to be THREE HOURS OF AWESOME.

 So MamaPop will be hosting a Bachelor open thread tonight for the ENTIRE EXTRAVAGANZA. Join us, won't you, to speculate on who it will be, Vienna or Tenley? The dirty girl or the Disney Princess? I CAN'T WAIT. And neither can you. Join us at 8pm ET for the festivities! I'll bring the punch and pie. 

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Comments

Tracy

Why the F do I watch this f'ing show?

Little Jakey wins again.

Miss Banshee

WAT IS TENLEY WEARING.

Erin

Seriously? They're showing this AGAIN?? I just saw it 5 minutes ago!

Suzy Q

If it was such a magical fucking journey, then why did he dump your ass?

Oh, right. Boobs.

anya

The bottom half of Tenley's green dress is unfortunate.

Silver

Tenley is wearing Vienna's signature color

Laurie

Good Christ they're making us watch this again? No peace, no justice, srsly.

Suzy Q

Tenley is wearing a one-shouldered tragedy and no panties, Miss B.

Miss Banshee

"If there is no God, everything is permitted." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Also? The title of my recap.

Suzy Q

My cat's so upset at Tenley's outfit and whining that she just knocked over her water bowl.

Suzy Q

Wouldn't it be totally awesome if Tenley just cold-cocked Jake when he comes out?

Laurie

Would it be bad to want to beat Jake with a hammer? I mean, if that thought crossed someone's mind?

Melissa

Tenley asked a good question and Jake didn't really answer it. Repeating that the little spark wasn't there doesn't answer her question about how he could make a big move with Vienna when he feels so much for her. He sucks.

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

Just that unexplainable magical spark. Gawd, Tenley. He needs you to JUST GET IT.

Suzy Q

So, now Tenley's a Life Friend With Benefits? Sucks to be second!

Fawn Amber

Vienna's my baby? Pass the barf bag.

Suzy Q

Jake's not about answering silly questions, Melissa. Jake is a MAN OF ACTION and DOUCHERY and HOT SKANK SEX. WITH A SPARK OF INDEFINABLE LENGTH AND WIDTH.

Melissa

I guess you're right, Suzy Q. And Tenley let him away with it too, so who am I to worry about it?

Tracy

HER HAIR IS SO GROSS.

typicalquirk

On The Wings of Love! Drink! Gack!

Fawn Amber

So who will be the next Bachelorette? I hope it's Ali...

Fawn Amber

Jeffrey Osbourne!! IN DA HOUSE...Oh god. The cheese. I am dying from the cheese.

Miss Banshee

JEFFREY OSBOURNE LIVE!!! DRINK YOUR DRINK!!!!!

Suzy Q

Ok, put a fork in me, I'm done with this shit. I just can't take anymore. Jeffrey Osbourne was the final straw.

Tracy

This song sucks.

I give thm until Christmas.

Oh wait, her hair just fell out.

typicalquirk

I knew it would be Ali, but I was rooting for Gia. Ali is too blunt.

Suzy Q

I'm going to go watch something more uplifting, like the end of "Philadelphia."

Miss Banshee

ok, Mark L. Walberg, tell us the geedee Bachelorette so I know what nightmare person I'll be writing about for the NEXT few months. :P

anya

Shocking!

Miss Banshee

ahem, I called that WEEKS AGO.

Fawn Amber

So the good folks of Facebook let her off work to be the Bachelorette, eh? Ok then. This has been fun, you guys. See you on the flip side!

typicalquirk

Good night all! Thanks for hanging out!

Laurie

I knew it.

Also Suzy Q. wins with "I'm going to go watch something more uplifting, like the end of "Philadelphia."

Lol.

Miss Banshee

Goodnight everybody! Thanks for playing, the recap will be up tomorrow!

anya

Good Night everyone. I must go watch Greek. (cuz, I am that big of a dork)






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