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Bachelor Finale Open Thread Tonight!

6a00d8341c5d9653ef0120a7eb1081970b You know you want it. You know you love it. You know it's going to be THREE HOURS OF AWESOME.

 So MamaPop will be hosting a Bachelor open thread tonight for the ENTIRE EXTRAVAGANZA. Join us, won't you, to speculate on who it will be, Vienna or Tenley? The dirty girl or the Disney Princess? I CAN'T WAIT. And neither can you. Join us at 8pm ET for the festivities! I'll bring the punch and pie. 

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Comments

anya

"Tenley - I'm concerned, because clearly you are the smarter choice and are going to be an awesome wife. But, the sex with Vienna is AWESOME. Do you think you will be willing to do all that freaky shit someday?"

thepsychobabble

I *was* predicting Tenely based on his family's reaction, but his penis might win out!

inez

everything is in 3d now, what's that about?

Fairly Odd Mother

Oooofff. He has a way with words. Poor Tenley.

Silver

Did they just do the classic Bachelor fake-out? Looks like he's not going to pick her... so of course he ends up picking her?

Amy H

I really believe sweet Tinley genuinely loves Jake and I feel so bad for her that he is going to pick fakey McFake hair.

typicalquirk

Sorry somehow I got lost and couldn't find this on the main page. Bit I'm here now. Woot!

inez

that's going to be my new accusation, "you stole lungs!"

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

The penis always makes the final choice. So says The Millionaire Matchmaker.

Fairly Odd Mother

Ack! Must go back to TV (laptop is on the fritz, so no live-commenting for me)

typicalquirk

I like Tenley, but she seems to have a lot of baggage. I think I will get if he picks Vienna, but I think honestly don't think he should pick anyone.

Miss Banshee

Uh oh, Tenley's losing confidence. Don't do anything rash! No wait, TOTALLY do something rash!

typicalquirk

Rash would be awesome. Speaking of rashes, I wonder if anyone checked out Vienna lol! Ok that was snarky.

Melissa

What happened on the boat? how did he hurt her feelings? I missed it because I was on the phone. Help!

thepsychobabble

Tenely has baggage, yeah, but baggage can be resolved. Psycho Wench, which is what Vienna(Sausage) has going on, is un-fixable.

anya

Agreed Miss Banshee. Tonight is the night for Tenley to bring it in the bedroom. She was married - she knows what's up.

typicalquirk

Ok, so Jake was saying there was no physical chemistry, so Tenley thinks it is a good idea to make a collage? Ack.

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

Oh, Tenley. You MUST stop the Minnie-esque laugh. Now. Seriously.

Miss Banshee

nothing says "raging passion" like a shadow box.

inez

is it just me or did she just sound like a girl on prom night?

thepsychobabble

I think @missbanshee should apply for the bachelorette and then blog it FROM THE INSIDE! ~dies at the thought~

Suzy Q

So, let me get this straight: These people are allowed to fuck on this show but not French kiss? Where is the tongue?

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

Because nothing says CHEMISTRY like COLLAGE!

Miss Banshee

I'm riddling my recap with Dostoyevsky quotes. Just to get some brain cells back.

Laurie

We're in leaps and bounds with that crazy love?

Did I hear that correctly? Please someone fix it.

typicalquirk

Dear Jake, you don;t know who you want to choose, but you are asking someone to marry you? I think you are either lying or incredibly silly.

Laurie

Jake and I's chemistry.

Oh, Mary.

anya

Did she just draw a heart in the sand??? *puke*

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

So the buzzword tonight is "chemistry"? Way to switch it up, ABC.

thepsychobabble

I'm going to start having breakfast in my bikini. Consider yourself warned.

Tracy

SMOKIN' rings!

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

What the girls would like? Tenley: season passes to Disney World. Vienna: stripper pole in every room.

Oh, he meant ring style.

Tracy

shirt off! drink!

thepsychobabble

pfft. That's not your heart leading to both women. That's your penis.

Miss Banshee

Vienna's NOT passionate about getting her roots done, that's for damn sure.

Fawn Amber

dammit, the rings always get me. Now I want to be engaged. Bitches.

Tracy

seriously? did anybody else see those roots when Vienna was blowdrying her hair?

Tracy

seriously? did anybody else see those roots when Vienna was blowdrying her hair?

PomJob

Is she really going to get engaged with those roots?

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

Dude, Brad was a much better actor -- er-- Bachelor. Just saying.

Miss Banshee

I do enjoy how they just casually go in and out of helicopters. There isn't enough Xanax in the world for me to get in a helicopter.

anya

Vienna would look so much better with her natural (or more natural) hair color.

typicalquirk

Remember how Roslyn said ABC denied her access to her kid? I wonder if they are denying Vienna to a box of dye.

PomJob

Another new twist - it's not who emerges from the LIMO first that goes home but rather the COPTER. On the blades of love, bitches.

Suzy Q

Could this guy even BE a bigger douche?

Whoever he doesn't pick is the winner tonight.

Tracy

Ok, I'm going to go on the line and say that he's going to pick Tenley. Why? She's the one most like his mom. And in the end, they all pick the one most like their mom.

Word. To your mother.

Suzy Q

Curse you, Miss Banshee, for writing such great recaps that I am actually watching this shit tonight!!

thepsychobabble

Heh, I bet Roslyn's ex was all "Fuck no, you are not showing my kid next to those psycho bitches." Which fair enough, I bet you could catch an STD from Vienna just by her being NEAR the phone.

Suzy Q

I need more alcohol like Vienna needs a new hairdresser.

typicalquirk

Tenley said joyful. Drink!

Alyssa

F***ing mountain standard time! As much as I would love to join in on the snark, though, I am kind of liking having this peep into the future.

Suzy Q

Sack UP, dude!

Erin

OK, how does that copter not blow out Chris' hairplugs?

anya

OHHHH - Tenley actually lives in a fairytale - and thinks there will be a happy ending. This is going to be terrible.

Miss Banshee

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIED!!!!!!!

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

Bachelor Finale Night: The only time you don't want to be considered "perfect".

Monica Spoo Hoss

NO FLIPPIN WAY!! VIENNA ? SERIOUSLY??

thepsychobabble

SPOILER ALERT


The penis wins!

Laurie

Lord he sucks and is so lame.

Fawn Amber

Oh Jake. You are so very stupid.

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

She just totally did his speech for him.

Monica Spoo Hoss

Hes such an actor, he needs an Emmy!

typicalquirk

I had heard this a couple of weeks ago, but didn't want to believe it. There is also a big secret with Tenley I think, but I won;t say anything until "After the Final Rose"

Tracy

I hate this fucking show.

kelly

jake you are a douche bag

Suzy Q

Fucking drama queen. Jack, I mean.

kelly

because he cant fart in front of tenley

Fawn Amber

Goodbye St. Lucia sun? Seriously?

Suzy Q

She's just so...so HAPPY to feel so crappy.

Fawn Amber

You have to recap DWTS!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEE!!!!!

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

All that crying and drama reminds me of something . . . I'm trying to place it . . . almost got it . . . oh, right . . . last season.

Melissa

Jake isn't too bright. Neither is Vienna. I guess they're a good match after all.

anya

I don't watching Dancing with the Stars - but that really is an awesome cast!

Melissa

Stop whispering...

Suzy Q

I knew he'd pick the skank. Because she's so full of klass. Chlamydia + giant boobs = lifetime wet dream for Jake.

(Somehow this comment got posted on the Norweigian zombie movie post. Works either way.)

typicalquirk

On the Wings of Love is playing. Drink!

Miss Banshee

ON THE WINGS OF LOVE!!!! CHUG!!!!

Miss Banshee

WAT IS HAPPENING.

Laurie

Uh...is this a promise ring? Weird.

Jenny @ Crash Test Mommy

SO CONFUSED.

Fawn Amber

He loves her..with everything that he is...except for the parts that also love Tenley...and Gia. and Ali. What the fuck ever.

Laurie

JEFFREY OSBORNE FTMFW!

Suzy Q

Score 1 for Promiscuous Sluts and 0 for TAINTED DIVORCEES.

Monica Spoo Hoss

You said it Fawn!

Fawn Amber

ftmfw.....lmao






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