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Heidi and Spencer Plan Their Next Gimmick

Heidi-Spencer Pratt Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are famous for being ridiculous; it seems like every headline I read with their name in it is more ridiculous than the last.

One would think that by now, these two would be running out of stunts and headline-grabbing gimmicks, but don’t doubt the marketing machine that is Speidi, folks. There are still plenty of moves they could make to thrust the spotlight triumphantly back in their direction.

Like have a baby, for example.

Here, let me hold your hair back while you vomit.

Inside sources apparently blabbed to In Touch that Heidi’s next headline-grabbing plan involves procreation. With Spencer Pratt. (shudder) Her recent plastic surgery saga has been milked for everything its worth; now that the hype has died from that, she needs something new to keep us talking about her.

Like a kid!

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According to this so-called informant, Heidi and Spencer are already trying. “She also knows it will probably generate a lot of attention. It seems like she’ll do anything to stay relevant.”

It’s all planned, apparently, from the pregnancy right down to the first baby picture. Rumour has it that an agreement between Heidi, Spencer and In Touch for the baby’s first photograph is already in place.

Ugh. Excuse me while I go vomit.

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katie (aka motherbumper) sometimes appears on her own blog but not as often as she should.






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Comments

Jen O.

NO! No no no no no no no. There's a law against this, right? Please say there's a law.

PaintingChef

If that waste of space gets herself knocked before I do, I'll die.

Bejewell

I really, really, really, really, really hate those people.

MFA Mama

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Again. True story.

I'm on the MamaPop diet now.

These people are just...wow.

Sherry

I seriously hope this is wrong. Heidi had said she really wanted a baby and Spencer was very much against it (I don't purposely follow them, they were on The View). If he's against having a baby, having one just to hold on to their "fame" is pathetic.

Sherry

I seriously hope this is wrong. Heidi had said she really wanted a baby and Spencer was very much against it (I don't purposely follow them, they were on The View). If he's against having a baby, having one just to hold on to their "fame" is pathetic.

DianaCLT

Wow. I see the whole, sick game for what it is now: have tons of plastic surgery = media circus; have a baby = media circus; need MORE plastic surgery to repair body post-baby = media circus. By then, of course, it'll be time to have another baby. If they aspire to have a number of kids rivaling the Duggars, this thing could go on for-EVER.

*Vomits in mouth. And on keyboard.*

jessica

please stop talking about these two.




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