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Kim Kardashian - Put On This Earth To Make Us Feel Like Troll Dolls

Kim Kardashian skirtThanks a lot, Kim.  Now I sort of feel guilty for eating those four perogies, two cabbage rolls, a shishkabob, bun and coleslaw for lunch.   

I'm not really sure what the deal is with Kim Kardashian.  And there's more than one, right?  Some more with "K" names, I think.  I'm not sure.  I think they have a clothing store and have rich and/or famous parents.  I'm really very confused about the whole thing.  In my line of work, which has nothing to do with anything, people are famous for being on tv or in movies or for making music.  But I guess these days people can be famous for just being famous.  Good for them.  It's nice work if you can get it.

Kim Kardashian getting out of a carWhat I do know, for certain, is that Ms. Kardashian was created for the sole purpose of making the rest of us feel like Troll Dolls.  I mean, fashion choices aside (although I can't find much fault in what she's caught wearing here today), this girl is gorgeous.  If you deny that, then you're lying to yourself and to me and I don't like liars.

I mean look at this right here.  The woman is getting into or out of a vehicle wearing a tight, short skirt, and she doesn't even have the decency to flash us a peek at her lady bits.  Not that I want to see her lady bits, but then I'd feel better about myself because I might look like a Weeble in comparison, but at least I can go a whole day without exposing myself. 

But now?  I've got nothing.  I'm still a Troll Doll-looking Weeble and she's walking around all classy and gorgeous.

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Jen O. ate too much for lunch and it's making her grumpy.






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Comments

Denise

Hmm, yes she's beautiful and famous for doing nothing but I'd much rather eat your lunch than what she probably had, lettuce leaves with lemon juice and some fancy sparkling water no doubt.

Tracey

I too have absolutely no idea what this family is famous for... Sure wish I could get rich, get free clothes and get invited to awesome parties for no apparent reason!

me again

I would have to get paid to put that much effort into my looks every day.... and I would still look more like your lunch

PB&N

Yep she is famous for nothing but being hot. I am however fascinated with how freaking hot she is. I have a bit of a girl crush :)

Carly

I can't ever keep them straight, either. But that's ok. More to love.




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