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Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels Sing Duet About Getting Naked

Bret_michaels_miley_cyrusBret Michaels is 46 years old. Miley Cyrus is 17. This makes it extra special creepy that they have decided to sing a duet that talks about them slowly taking off their clothes.

The country-ish pop duet is called "Nothing to Lose", although I beg to differ.

A duet hasn't made me this uncomfortable since Michael and Maybe sang "Afternoon Delight" on Arrested Development.

Listen for yourself:

I'd like to apologize for that. I haven't looked up writing credits, but it sounds like this song was one of the last tracks cut off Poison's 1993 failure "Native Tongue".

Plus, don't you think duet is a kind of a strong word for what we just listened to? That is like saying "Shiny Happy People" was a Michael Stipe and Kate Pierson duet, or "Money For Nothing" was a Mark Knofler and Sting duet or this gem below is a Rockwell, Michael Jackson duet.

 

What is up with that chimney sweep ad?

Listen, I'm not slamming Bret Michaels. Well, I am, but only because this comes off as super pedophile and his face looks crazy now.

Maybe they will release the song as Bret Michaels featuring Miley Cyrus. That ought to add street cred all around.

*rolls eyes*

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Goon Squad Sarah has actually seen Poison live twice. At least.







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Comments

Bethany

Definitely in the creepy.

cindy w

Thanks, Sarah. I need a shower now. Eww.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I apologize for making all of you listen to that.

Miss Britt

Oh. Em. Gross.

Suzy Q

Stupid is as stupid does.

~Forrest Gump

mrs chaos

I didn't even have a listen. Ugh.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Wise choice.

foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)

After listening to this, I realized the look on my face is as pinched and creepy as the one Bret Michael's wears. This should have tipped the 'bad idea' scales a lot more.

Petit Elefant

It's ick with some ick on the side and some gross for dessert.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah


Strongly agree.

Sent from my new and improved iPhone. Suckers.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah


Exactly.

Sent from my new and improved iPhone. Suckers.

Laurie

Let's see, what am I more disturbed about?

This shitty, shitty horrible song? That picture? Specifically: Him pointing at her chest in that entirely messed up way? Her shirt? Their matching embellished curly-sided "cowboy" hats purchased on the boardwalk? Rockwell, which is a recurring earworm?

Or that I at one point (way more than twice, perhaps just last summer) paid money to watch Bret Michaels do one-armed pushups to I Want Action? And I can't even say I'm sorry because it was really fun?

And I haven't even talked about her being 17. It's all pretty disturbing.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Her parents should be ashamed... wait. Never mind.

ljpock

I don't think the song would be that bad - if it didn't have a 17 year old girl in it!

Yea, definitely creepy.

KC Briand

Given that Brett already refuses to realistically consider women his own age for his "reality" show -- the younger and hotter, the better, for him -- then just give Miley about 2 years, and they'll be perfect for each other...

anonymous

Whales ?




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