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Paris Hilton Is Working On a Project No One's Ever Heard Of, Except For That Time When She Mentioned That She Doesn't Know What It Is, Either

Paris_hilton_thumbParis Hilton's brand of celebrity — privileged, slightly porny princess gone wild — has always annoyed me.

She and Lindsay Lohan seem to have the same marketing plan: make less-than-stunning attempts at a career in television and film and music, follow that up with photos that cement their ability to mimic soft-core porn, semi-regularly make displays of public drunkenness to give people something to look at when they've gotten boring, and then, when they find themselves moving out of the cuteness of their early twenties and their partying starts to make them look pathetic, make claims that they are "working" on "projects".

Maybe Paris Hilton really is "finalizing" a project. Maybe I'm jush jellush.

When asked if she was working on a reality show about her engagement and upcoming wedding to Doug Reinhardt, she denied the rumours.

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She did claim, though, to be developing a show, a show that is so early in its stage of development that she doesn't even know what it will be about yet.

I am in the early stages of developing a show but I have been so busy with travelling and my other projects that I haven't had time to finalize the show's concept. Because it's not ready to be pitched, none of the networks have even heard the idea yet.

Uh-huh.

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The I'm-working-on-stuff-people-in-the-know-haven't-even-heard-of-yet sounds eerily like that yeah-I'm-dating-a-girl-you-wouldn't-know-because-she's-from-Canada American high school movie trope. I guess when revisiting your old antics no longer make you kind of immature but serves to make you look kind of pathetic, you have to try to look mature and at least appear to be creating legitimate work for yourself.

But then again, maybe I'm jush jellush, because nobody pays me to go out partying and slither around in bikinis and monopolize on my lonely rich-bitch-in-need-of-a-friends-ness. Jerks.

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Schmutzie wishes that she could think about Paris Hilton without also thinking about her bald vagina.







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JellyBean

Love the photo with the headline. She looks like a mannequin.

Anastacia

She's just one big fucking sequin at this point, isn't she.




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