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Please Explain This Outfit, Kim Kardashian

Picture 7  Kim, I'm still not really sure why you're famous. People have explained it to me but all I hear is blahblahblah Bruce Jenner blah blah boobs. But whatever. you know what you're famous for now? Having kinda bad taste in clothes. Exhibit 3204923408:



Kim-kardashian

What the jumping fuck is that? Yes, I know, it's a pantsuit. You KNOW how I feel about onesies on adult women who aren't superheroes but I'm actually not even talking about that. What is that Conan the Barbarian armor belt thing that makes you look like you're wearing an armadillo across your midsection? You know what? Never mind. I thought I'd let you explain, but I don't want to hear it. Get out of my sight.

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Comments

Jen O.

This makes her proportions look so weird. She has these huge tree trunk legs (which she doesn't actually have) and a stort stumpy torso which consists solely of BOOBS! If I could play stylist for just a moment, I think this would have looked way better if she would have hiked down that belt thing about two inches and if those pants were a skirt or a dress.

And before the trolls eat my face, YES I AM just jealous, so ha! Beat you to it.

shine

Thank goodness. I didn't want to hear the explanation either. When she talks, my ears bleed.

DianaCLT

Jen O: Your entire first paragraph was taken right out of my brain. Tree trunk legs and all! Well...I was debating between tree trunks and elephants, but still...

Least. Flattering. Outfit. Ever.

Alyssa

Yeah... this just isn't flattering. It makes her look stumpy from top to bottom.

beckster

Hello. My name is Kim, and these are my boobs. Nice to meet you.

cindy w

I'm confused. She has an amazing figure (although I'm with you Amber, I don't get why she's famous either), but this is just... wrong. It makes her look all wide and stumpy in places where she is most definitely NOT. Did she not pass a mirror on her way out of the house? This whole thing is just weird.

AmyC65

This proves that all she looks at when she sees her reflection is her boobs. Even to HER, she is nothing but boobs, apparently.

Jessi

When people think that a high waist makes their legs look long, they need to stop and think about what it does to their torso. Gah.

Suzy Q

It's actually not a pantsuit. It's a JUMPsuit, which makes it all the more awful. Having a bad '80s flashback now, thankyewverymuch.

Apryl's Antics

Her top half looks like a burnt dead frog with braces.




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