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Reports about Keith Richards Sobriety are Greatly Exaggerated

Keith-richards  Did you hear that Keith Richards stopped drinking? Yeah, well, you heard wrong.

Really, when Rolling Stone asked him about it he said “Listen, the rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated,” he says. “And we’ll leave it at that.”

If I were going to make a life list I would absolutely include "have a drink with Keith Richards" on there. 

Good God, what am I looking at? 


Please say bad photoshop.

I have no idea where that came from. The internet has everything.

Anyway, no, Keith is not sober and so no apocalypse is forthcoming. You can relax and continue sinning for now.

As you were.


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Goon Squad Sarah would also put learning how to dance a tango on her life list.

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Apryl's Antics

I once read an interview with him where he said the one thing he never ingested was cheese. It's something to think about.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

That just makes me sad. Cheese is awesome.


That photo is simultaneously awesome and frightening. I want to laugh at it but I'm afraid it will give me nightmares.

Washington "Take Two Percocets And Call Me In The Morning" Cube

Yeah...I didn't believe this one either. Now I did believe it, back in the '70's when he was higher than high living in Nellcote, Riviera, France and floating like a cloud above the blue, blue sea. Didn't customs also bust a toy piano for his son, thinking it had drugs in it? The lamb embryo injections and total blood transplants in Switzerland. Those happened. Several times. The man knows how to party. Jack Daniels is like orange juice to Keef. Now that I'm looking at that photograph of him with a Fisher Price guitar, you'd better break that apart, as well. God knows what's in there...black tar opium?


He's probably freebased cheese, he just doesn't remember.

In other news, there is an ad here now for Sober College, Not Your Ordinary Rehab. Wow.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

@leandra Don't taunt the picture. You never know what will happen.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

I think I would freebase cheese, especially gorgonzola. 


who sits like that? and those sagging man-breasts? Gaaah, he looks like a (pale) old woman from a Papua New Guinea tribe.


It's a little known fact but Keith has actually been dead since 1975. It's only the drugs that keep him going now. He is completely awesome.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah


Keith Richards Lewis

12 year old Keith Richards rocking to some Chuck Berry in his first performance on stage:


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