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The MamaPop Biggest Loser Challenge: Week 11

The_biggest_loser We're in the homestretch. There's only two weeks left and the pounds are coming off slow. I'm getting ready to concede defeat. I'm getting ready to write a pep talk about how we all made progress and how that matters more than meeting our goal. Even though it doesn't. CURSE YOU FAT! I HATE LOSING! I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH HEALTH! 
Outnumbered lost 2.5 pounds for a total of 8.5 pounds. "I'm back motherfuckers! Stepped up the exercise but it really comes down to sticking to the weight watchers system. Lot's of egg whites for breakfast, turkey sandwiches for lunch and chicken or fish for dinner. I'm gonna make that goal weight and spit in it's face when I get there. Then I'm gonna buy a banana hammock and wear it at BlogHer."

Jodi lost 2 pounds for a total of 10.5 pounds."GOAL!!! I have no idea how this happened this week. I have a terrible cold and barely worked out, but I also barely drank."

Motherbumper lost 2 pounds for a total 9 pounds. "1 away from my goal. My method? Stress and illness never lets me down. Also sensible eating and getting back into the walking routine now that March Break is over. Thank the sweet baby jesus March Break is over."

Amalah lost 2 pounds for a total of 8 pounds. "Two things: Last Friday I caved to the convenience of some Burger King drive-thru garbage -- something that I used to probably eat at least once a week, but haven't done once since we started the Losers thing. And oh my God, it was HORRIBLE. Like my brain no longer recognized it as an actual food product. More like tire rubber soaked in grease and breaded with salt. I threw it out after three bites or so. (The Coke, on the other hand, was also my first in weeks and tasted SO FUCKING GOOD, dammit.) And then I went jeans shopping and fit into a size 27. This is officially the smallest I've been since having children. Time to switch gears and focus on muscle/fitness instead of weight loss."

Sarah lost 2 pounds for a total of 8.5 pounds. "I went to a weight loss clinic an they gave me drugs. That and I've been walking at least three miles a day on nice days and I did an assload of yardwork this weekend."

BHJ lost 1 pound for a total of 36 pounds. I just run every day. I've actually allowed myself to eat a little more because I'm looking pretty bony. Goal + 6.

TwoBusy remained the same for a total loss of 18 pounds. "No treadmill. No time. No hope of moving forward, or making my goal on schedule. Feeling really good about this."

Jennie remained the same for a total loss of 19 pounds. "I probably ate a few more pieces of Easter candy than I should have and probably didn't work out as often as I could have. Need to buckle down to get these last few pounds off. Or, as Jason mentioned, now's the time I could start lying."

Jurgen Nation remained the same for a total loss of 4 pounds.

Amber remained the same for a total loss of 17 pounds. "Staycation. Very lazy. I did basically walk all day on Sunday, but I also drank expensive scotch and ate out, followed by three days of utter sloth, so no gain is good."

Kurt remained the same for a total loss of 8 pounds. "I walked everywhere this week so I must be getting up in the middle of the night and eating sticks of butter or something."

Palinode remained the same for a total loss of 10 pounds.

Miss Banshee gained 2 pounds for a total loss of 25.8 pounds. "But it's the end of the month and that means I'm completely out of money and that means I'm eating nothing but canned soup (sodium, bloat) and string cheese (Costco bag, large, cheese-like fatty food.) and stealing casseroles from my parents'
freezer. So it's true, poor people eat crap food."

Karen gained 2.5 pounds for a total loss of 4.5 pounds. "BUT I started Shred daily and running daily - I'm sure this is muscle replacing fat.  My jeans are already looser.  Took me long enough to get back on the exercise wagon. I've been eating properly too, and I'm proud of this week cuz I was up 4 pounds 3 days ago and kept going anyway instead of throwing in the towel, which I tend to do."

Mayopie gained 3 pounds for a total weight loss of 5 pounds. "Unemployment is a cocoon from which a fat man emerges. The good news is, I lost 2 lbs the last 2 days in recognition of my roundness and have re-dedicated myself (again) to not eating most stuff I would, which is pretty much everything that falls within my field of vision, food or otherwise."

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Our collective goal was 272 pounds and we've lost a total of 191.8. So, we've got 2 weeks left to lose 80.2 pounds. 40.1 per week. Last week, we lost, um, 4. So... not looking good. But, as I mentioned before the jump, it's time to start emphasizing that 191.8 that we DID lose instead of the 80.2 that we didn't (FUCK!).

DISGUSTED JILLIAN FACE:

Jillian_michaels-june13 (Is that disgust? Or is she aiming for sexy? Jillian confounds me.)







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Comments

jodifur

Hey, what is with all the negativity? I MADE GOAL.

Suzy Q

Yay for all the MamaPop Losers! I'm down 9, too. Must be Amber's Red Wine Diet.

kdiddy

Have you adjusted the total goal weight for those of us who quit? That might make it more attainable.

nicole

18 pounds down. Fuck Yeah!




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