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Where There's Smoke, There's Hopefully a Speidi Divorce

Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt I once swore never to refer to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag as Speidi because it made me want to vomit and why do that to myself? I wanted to throw up every minute of the nine months I was pregnant, why make the decision to feel that way one minute longer than necessary? But, those two crazy kids recently said this, "We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi" so I'm just totally denying their wishes and loving every minute of it.

Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt Anyway, Speidi has been in the news a lot lately with an "are they, aren't they?" type story about the state of their marriage. One source reported Heidi moved out of their "marital" home, which makes the house sound all legit and respectable and not what it really is: an overpriced house where Heidi recovered from hacking up her body and Spencer plays a lot of PS3.

These rumors came on the heels of Heidi firing Spencer as her manager and replaced him with a Hollywood physic who she then fired a few days later because she's a woman and a man should never manage a strong, empowered woman. You know what else a strong, empowered woman should never do? EVERYTHING HEIDI HAS EVER DONE.

So. Yes. There have been "leaks" and "reports" that Heidi moved out of their house and the marriage is on the rocks, and I know I personally held my breath and crossed my fingers and prayed to the celebrities-who-shouldn't-be-celebrities gods that this were true. I can't think of another couple in the history of the world I want to see split up more than these awful two people.

Unfortunately, Speidi released a vomit-inducing statement to People about how they're more in love than ever and no one's moving anywhere and DAMN DAMN DAMN.

I'm clinging to the hope that they're partaking in the standard Hollywood practice: denying any trouble weeks before announcing a real, honest-to-god split. Come on, Speidi, follow the precedent. Don't let us down.







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Comments

Nanette

The only bad thing about a Speidi divorce is that we'll then have to hear about their dating other Z-list "celebs." Gag.

mouthy_broad

i agree with nanette. and i am fine with them being married. at least then they are containing their weirdo-ness to each other.

spencer has been a better husband than tiger or jesse james so far. oh snap!

Jen O.

I don't think it's a question of being a good husband or a good wife; they're just bad people. And not 'bad' like they kill kittens or steal money from the Make-A-Wish Foundation, or anything. They're 'bad' people because THEY WON'T GET OUT OF MY FACE. And maybe if they get a divorce, they'll be sad for a little while and not be so in my face about everything all the time.

Suzy Q

Actually, I think we're all safer if they stay together. That way, all the Stupid stays in one place.

JellyBean

If they break-up, they can't be Speidi anymore, but we can use Sp-att for Spencer Pratt and
H-ag for Heidi Montag.




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