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A Picture of Heidi Montag Is How We Should All Kick Off Our Week

Heidi-montag-breast-implants-boobs Because after a picture of Heidi Montag, one's week can only go up from there, don't you agree? Also, now that I peruse MamaPop some, I've lately become fond of talking about Heidi and that's a depressing topic to talk about ad nauseum. I'm going to make a strong effort to avoid any post topic that is about Heidi or Spencer or The Hills or, hey, even really huge, fake breasts for a while. My promise to you. You're welcome.

Unless you like these topics and I'm willing to wager some of you do. Ahem.

Now, we've alllll heard about Heidi's Day o' a Thousand Surgeries. And now we get to set our eyes on that wacked-out doctor's handiwork. Whoo! Exciting! Happy Monday!

First, let's take a look at her before. Like way before. Years and years and many noses before:

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She was so cute and young and bright-eyed and the whole world was her oyster yada yada.

Now, behold her now.

Heidi-montag-breast-implants

She's so young. And.......dead-eyed. And the whole world is not so much her oyster as it is totally concerned over her ability to make positive life choices.







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Comments

Jen O.

Comment #1 - If my boobs were that big, I'd fall over. Then again, they would cushion my fall.

Comment #2 - Whenever I see ginormous mega-hoots, I think that they'd probably be as uncomfortable as my boobs were when I was breastfeeding and they became engorged. Like, hard and painful. Don't her boobs look hard and painful?

G.G.R

I cannot begin to describe how bad that looks. Why would anyone want to look like that? I really don't understand.

Jill

As much as she annoys me, I'm so sad just thinking about how much she really screwed up her body! There's no going back now, even if she wanted to.

Sarah @ TM2TS

She AGED herself so badly. Why would anyone want to age themselves? Seriously!?!

AmyC65

Check out The Situation #1 and #2 over her shoulder staring at her. The rest of the photo is sad.

lolismum

How anyone thinks that is attractive is beyond me. The boobs are ridiculous, something is wrong with the stomach region. It used to be flat now it is hollow. The face, oh lordy, it is frozen and plastic. Sad really sad.

lolismum

How anyone thinks that is attractive is beyond me. The boobs are ridiculous, something is wrong with the stomach region. It used to be flat now it is hollow. The face, oh lordy, it is frozen and plastic. Sad really sad.

ndc

tragic

Fawn Amber

She used to be so cute. Sad...

Liline

plus, is it me or are her boobs uneven? talk about wasting money!

Apryl's Antics

She's just a couple of cheek implants shy of scary cat lady.

DianaCLT

My face is having sympathy pains for her face.

Except...she probably doesn't have any feeling left in her face (can Barbie feel?), so my face is hurting instead of her face. And that's all kinds of messed up.

JellyBean

With that tiny body & giant boobs, she is headed for major back problems.

Tam.

That surgery looks like it aged her.

Christy

It's really sad that she needs attention that badly - she was so pretty. Now she looks like a transvestite Donatella Versace impersonator.

Elizabeth

She was so naturally pretty. I can't believe she thinks she looks good now. Those boobs are unbelievable.

Elizabeth

p.s. is that a shadow at the top of her bikini line or is she also flashing some pubes?




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