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Celebrity Crimes Against Pants Watch: Ashley Olsen Edition

Picture 87 This is some impressive tight-rolling. I feel like there might even be an actual scrunchie involved. My seventh-grade self would be all, TUBULAR SKILLS, DUDE.

We here at Mamapop are proud of our long, rich history of Taking A Stand Against Weird-Ass Things Celebrities Do To Pants. We told Katie Holmes that the tight-rolling needed to stop and we've told MULTIPLE PEOPLE that no, those crazy high-waisted pants are not flattering on anyone, no, not ever, not even on you, Mischa

So it is with a heavy heart that I must say I don't think we've seen the worst of it yet. The war against hems and flattering silhouettes rages on. The Olsen twins are coming for your children's fashion sensibilities. Also your spare bed sheets.

Picture 88
 

Asley-olsen-tight-roll-pants-crazy

(Who wants to bet those pants are so long that her assistant had to start pegging them for her from halfway across the room?)







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Comments

Sweetney

One word: Hammerpants. Or is that two words? Whatever. You can't touch this.

Suzy Q

Wow, I'm not sure even Hammer would approve of those pants, Tracey. But, I'll certainly go along with not touching them.

Amanda

Awesome! I've been waiting for this for twenty years!

(Ok, I've been waiting for pleated khakis to come back. But surely that will follow!)

brenna d.

Tight rolling! I totally forgot about that shit. That is the work of a master.

Mrs. Q.

I think those scrubs were pinched from her last rehab stint. Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em.




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