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Lindsay Lohan Strikes Back at Dr. Drew

Celebrity Rehab Dr. Drew PinskyDr. Drew shared some strong words for Lindsay Lohan in a recent interview, which apparently bristled the broke-down party queen herself.

Regarding Lindsay, Dr. Drew told Radar

"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would  make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."

Lindsay Lohan taking a party nap

Yikes. Obviously Drew is coming at the situation not only as an addiction specialist and famewhore, but also as a parent. Nevertheless, if I were Drew’s kid, I would think extra long and hard before I asked my friends to pass the dutchie ‘pon the left hand side. 

As for Lindsay, she's always ready with a deliberate and polished rebuttal, and therefore issued the following statement to Gossip Cop: “He’s such a loser… He’s not a real doctor, he’s a celebrity doctor." Of course, Lindsay, you wise oracle—because being famous cancels out a medical degree and several board certifications, right? *eye roll*


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Mighty Hunter

I can almost see the condescending head-pat you're giving L-Lo in this post?

I? Would just punch her in the fucking head. Or junk. One of those.

Fawn Amber

I'm totally going to follow his advice if my kid ever becomes as out-of-control as Lindz. Not that she will. Never, nope, not my kid.

Washington "This Used To Be My Playground" Cube

What I have discovered lately, and it is far scarier, Lindsay, than getting photographed with Gold Bond all over your feet and Louboutins, or being photographed shopping during the exact time you were slotted to attend a court deposition, is that you are being photographed looking like holy hell-- and no one cares anymore.

DListed, I Don't Like You That Way, TMZ....they get their hands on these ongoing flawed train wreck moments in your public life--and no one cares. Seven people leave comments about them. SEVEN the other day on a picture of you once again coming out of a club wasted at 4 a.m.

My dear? Money isn't infinite. You are being reported as having over $600,000 in credit card debt, and the cards are starting to collapse like dominoes, and it will only get worse. So no money to fly around and have fun. Your flesh is starting to sag and wrinkle. I saw a picture of you just this week, and you looked to be in your late forties--and you're not. Granted, a really top notich plastic surgeon could fix you up, but guess what? Doctors cost money, even the doctors like good ole Doctor Drew.

You've got two non-parenting parents and usually either one of them is saying something horrible about you, while showing their nipples and holding a drink, so you can kiss those whores of Babylon goodbye, and while it may take years of therapy to work through that lack of love hurt, you could do it.

But right now, your pressing problems are your fading fame and your lack of cash flow. Note I'm not even addressing the addictions. If those don't go, well....

and a P.S.

Chastity Bono grew up in fame. Her parents used to hold her at the end of their variety show. Little blonde dog ears and sandals. Aw, cute, right? But she grew up with fame and privilege and stories of her wandering onto Rodeo Drive and oh popping into Gucci...at age eight, to buy a few things...but have you seen her lately? I thought the gender reassignment might buy her some peace, but there she was, a man... a more morbidly obese man than ever, wearing a suit a low-grade accountant would wear.

Where am I going with this? Nowhere. The world and it's cultures are cruel. You need to come in out of the storm, or it's not gonna be Treasure Island for you. Thelma Todd, Lupe Velez, Barbara LaMarr, Mae Murray. "Who" one might ask? Clara Bow doing the entire USC football team? "Huh" you will say? Clara? Oh...she used to be known as the "IT" girl...in her day.


Wow, Washington, that was not a comment but a thesis. I applaud your ability to muster up the energy and passion to say so much about LL.

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