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Michael Lohan Tweets that Lindsay Has HIV

Lindsay-lohan-on-mtv-trl-ma I believe that the children are our future. Michael Lohan believes that the children have AIDS.  At least, he seems to believe that about his daughter Lindsay, if his tweet stream is any indication.

Michael-lohan-twitter-lindsay-has-HIV-sex-with-Tommy-Motolla 
Yup.  I don't know whether Lindsay Lohan is actually Tommy Motolla's statutory-rape-victim-with-HIV, but Michael Lohan seems to  think so.  He removed the tweets, but the internet is smarter than that.

I don't even know what to say about this.  Either Lindsay Lohan is stuck with a life-long condition (remember when HIV and AIDS were pretty much a death notice served up by a retrovirus?), or her father is insane.  Or insanely cruel.

Actually, he's insanely cruel whether Lindsay has HIV or not.  I like to make fun of Lindsay's bring-the-crazy antics as much as the next insensitive pop culture writer, but this kicks the jug of celebrity excess over into soggy Greek tragedy.

UPDATE: Michael Lohan claims that his twitter stream was hacked!  Just like that time I punched Stephen Ross in the nose back in Grade one.  Someone hacked my fist!

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Comments

Txtingmrdarcy

Ok. I propose that we create a Reality TV spinoff called "Survivor: Not Really" and drop the Lohans and the Hiltons on an island.

Except that we forget to pick them up.

And forget cameras.

cel

Can we add the gosselin

JellyBean

And the Pratts? Heidi can bring her dry shampoo.

Washington "Chola" Cube

What's really interesting this week is Ali Lohan's eyebrows. I can't tell if she's going to become a Mexican wrestler taking on dwarves or doing a Theatre-in-the-Round's production of "Freida" in Perryville, Ohio.

I didn't really believe that people spoke like this, but apparently they do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvwTPd3O0kc

There are times I have told my friends that I wish I was really, really stupid, and they argue, "No you don't," and I say, "Yeah I do," because when you are this You Tube stupid, life has got to be so mind numbingly self-absorbed blissful.

Her prattle, her off-keyed singing, her hacking kawf. Marvelous. "I look cheesy! Like crackers!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYrjWMvmdg

My eyebrows are on. I need to go fire up the meth lab and get some Blue Magic cookin'.





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