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Now I Have to Root for Mischa Barton on Principle

Mischa-Barton-Brandon-Davis I never watched The O.C., but I think that's the only reason Mischa Barton became famous. Is there another reason? Am I missing anything? Wasn't she the girl ghost who puked in The Sixth Sense, too! Nothing shoots a girl to fame like puking on camera. But, now that The O.C. has been off the air for years, Mischa is only known for being kind of a train wreck. Lots of drinking and taking unflattering photos and choosing questionable hair colors and then more drinking on top of that. And dating douchnozzles too, apparently, because Brandon Davis (her ex) took to Twitter last night to call Mischa a fat hefer.

Brandon Davis tweet  

Classy.

I think Brandon Davis is some obnoxiously rich, doesn't-ever-have-to-work kind of douche, too. (An heir is the word the Internet is trying to get me to use, but doing that would make me puke.) I'm fine with douches who can't make rent but it's the ones who can bathe in money every day for the rest of their lives that really annoy me.

So because this giant worm took to the Internet to humiliate his ex-girlfriend, I have to root for Mischa Barton to get it all together and be on the cover of Vanity Fair one day and win awards and such. That's just me. I root for the underdog, the one no one else can stand. It's why I like both Kristen Stewart. And knowing this poor girl willingly chose to date such a craptastic excuse for a man makes me want to see her do well one day.

Or see him look like this again one day:

Brandon-Davis

Yeah, don't you love that he called her fat. Since he's so obviously always been svelte and trim and not the most disgusting man on the planet.








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Comments

Katie

What on earth? On what planet is she considered fat? This is the girl who's second claim to fame was being anorexic-thin, yes? Wow. I hate that douchecanoe now too, whoever the douche he is.

Ellen

Amen.

barb sobel

and Mr. Davis can't spell.

i really liked her in "skipped parts".

Leandra

Um, what I want to know is WHO follows Brandon Davis on Twitter? Also, isn't he one everybody calls Greasy Bear (or is that his brother?) Um, yeah, you're totally doing so much better than Mischa, Brandon. Doucheweasel.

ajnabi

See, I knew, I KNEW when those pictures of her wearing those tragic yellow jeans went up, that SOMEBODY would have something to say about her weight, but it never crossed my mind that it would be her ex-boyfriend. On Twitter. Yeah, dude, she probably went all the way up to a size 4, OMG. Also, it's heifer, with an "I." Also, you're an ass.

Fawn Amber

That fat bastard called someone else a heifer? I have no idea who he is. Has he lost weight? This dude is not even on my radar. Asshat.

amy corinne

Isn't he also the douchebag that called Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch"?

BaltimoreGal

He is possible the reason the term "douchebag" started to be applied to men.
This is one of the few times in my life I've ever completely agreed with Perez Hilton. In fact, I'm not sure he went far enough!
http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-08-when-the-twat-called-the-trainwreck-fat

jonniker

Ha, Leandra, yes, he is Greasy Bear. His brother, whose name is escaping me, is Gummi Bear, and is even grosser than he is.




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