
For $16,000 You Can Look Like Jessica Rabbit - Sort Of
Annette Edwards has always loved Jessica Rabbit. Okay, maybe not always, but certainly since 1988.
What do you do when you adore and admire a cartoon character? Get a tattoo? Buy an original drawing? Oh, hell no. That is weak. You get plastic surgery to look like her. Duh.
This particular woman, Annette Edwards, raises rabbits. She raises huge rabbits. Annette Edwards raised the world's largest rabbit, Darius, who now tours the world. Annette is also a 57 year old great-grandmother.
No! I did not just make this up.
See?
And yes, I tried to do the math on the 57 year old great-grandmother thing, but I got my degrees in Political Science and Music so that I wouldn't have to do those kinds of calculations so you are on your own there.
Here is math that I do understand. $16,000 in breast lifts, cheek implants, a chin implant and some hair dye can make you look like that (see above) in a still photo, or this (see below) on video.
I think that guy was making fun of her. How dare he!
(I'm kidding. Take it easy!)
Maybe he had seen this.
You can never unsee that.
So, let's say you won $16,000 raising Guinness Book of World Record raising rabbits. What cartoon character would you want to look like?
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Goon Squad Sarah is fighting crime in her invisible jet.
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I think, if I duck down, I can see that woman's vagina. I do not want to see that woman's vagina, and yet? There it is.
Posted by: Jen O. | May 07, 2010 at 03:25 PM
@Jen O.
Oh sweet Jesus, I think you are right.
Sent from my iPhone.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | May 07, 2010 at 04:23 PM
I don't see a video link. Was it taken down, on account of a vagina-sighting? NOT that I want to see THAT. I wanted to see the interview, out of morbid curiosity.
Also? I don't see it. The same "likeness?" could have been achieved with a push-up bra and a bottle of cheap hair dye. 16k? The lips and the eyes are more more significant about Jessica Rabbit, than the chin and cheeks.
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 07, 2010 at 05:09 PM
Video fixed! Please to enjoy :)
Posted by: Sweetney | May 07, 2010 at 11:10 PM
She just ruined Jessica Rabbit for me.
Damn you, Annette Edwards. Damn you forever.
Posted by: TwoBusy | May 08, 2010 at 08:33 AM
Here's your math. To be a great grandmother at 57 - she, her child, and her grandchild would've all had babies at an average of 19 years old (assuming the great-grandchild is an infant).
Posted by: Julie | May 08, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Suddenly I feel A LOT better about that phase I went through in adolescence where I dyed my hair green and listened to The Cure for 6 years.
Posted by: rockle | May 10, 2010 at 12:02 PM