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Just In Time for Mother's Day, Family Guy's Lois Griffin Dishes on Celebrity Moms

Lois-Griffin LIFE Magazine caught up with celebumom Lois Griffin, who dishes on other celebrity moms: Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Denise Richards, Kate Gosselin, Marge Simpson, Sharon Osborne and Pamela Anderson.  Happy Mother's Day, Mothers (and Dads who fill both roles).




Gwyneth-paltrow-pregnant-baby On Gwenyth Paltrow

Lois Griffin says: "When we heard she named her kid 'Apple,' Peter wanted to change Stewie's name to 'Beer.'"





Madonna-kids-mother-Lourdes-David-Banda-Rocco-RitchieOn Madonna

Lois Griffin says: "I give her credit for tryin' to raise every child on the planet, but I don't know how she can sing 'Like a Virgin' with any sincerity."




Denise-richards-pregnant-charlie-sheen On Denise Richards

Lois Griffin: "Never thought I'd say this, but I hope those kids turn out to be more like their mom." 





Kate-Gosselin-Zero-ProspectsOn Kate Gosselin

Lois Griffin: "The numbers on Kate are really impressive. Eight kids, six hairstyles, three books, one ex-husband, and zero prospects."





Marge-simpson-playboy-02On Marge Simpson

Lois Griffin says: "She has three kids and not one hair out of place."   






On Angelina JolieAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with Family

Lois Griffin says: "I don't understand why anyone would want to adopt a foreign baby. Especially when there are so many needy children right here in the Lohan family."




On Pamela Anderson Pamela-anderson-sons-sydney

Lois Griffin says: "Instead of breast milk, she nursed her kids on saline."




Sharon-osbourne-family-babies On Sharon Osbourne

Lois Griffin says: "Now that her kids are out of the house, she has time to raise Ozzy." 








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Nathan Pralle

Ah, Lois. Wise in the ways of motherhood and hotter than sliced and fried sin.




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