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Miley Cyrus' "Can't Be Tamed": A Boon For Creepy Old Men Everywhere

Miley-cyrus-cant-be-tamed2 Happy Mother's Day to all my fellow Moms out there! Hope you have an amazing day! 

That said, I have some bad news for y'all...

You know that nice girl, Miley Cyrus? The one your daughter idolizes, whose songs she knows all the words to? Well she has a new album called "Can't Be Tamed" coming out on June 22nd, and uhhh well...

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Oh and also?

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Just a heads-up now, so you can start pushing that nice Miranda Cosgrove kid's album on her instead.

UGH.


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Sweetney is a writer, geek, and professional smartass from beautiful Baltimore, MD.






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Comments

Suzy Q

Ugh, indeed. This girl, and everyone who purports to have her best interests at heart, have NO common sense.

Sluttification is Step 1. We all know what comes next...

Melissa @MBonn

Oh the words I could use about this girl. She offends me on so many levels.

DianaCLT

Is it just me, or does her mouth look awkward and puffy in the first pic? You know...like she just had dental work done and her face is still numb...

As for the 2nd pic...my daughter most certainly will NOT be wearing a dress that is sheer on the sides (or anywhere else) while she is in her teens!

Washington "Caged Heat"  Cube

I read this was a protest against Freddie Mac's ugly first-quarter report, a company already propped up with $52 billion in taxpayers funds.

Actually, I'm just funnin' with ya. After Lohan finishes her picture on Linda "Deep Throat" Lovelace, Miley, Lindsay and Britney are doing a remake of "The Big Doll House":

"Soft young girls behind hard prison bars."

"Their bodies were caged, but not their desires. "They would do anything for a man - or to him."

I'm just funnin' with ya. These are her prom pictures. Have a happy, productive week everyone.

Katie

Have you seen her video? First of all - TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. Secondly, if I were Lady Gaga, I'd be suing her for stealing my identity.

I don't know why every single "teenage" starlet has to take this route and slut themselves out. She's a horrible example of everything that is wrong with the world today and its effect on little girls. SIGH!

nic @mybottlesup

did she borrow that first outfit from her dad?

Dawn

Is it just me or does she look like one of the Olsen twins in the bottom photo?

My daughter is too young to even know about her but just hell to the no! I understand she wants to break away from the Disney image but good lord! Who told her that this was a good idea?

So long Miley; we'll see you on Celebrity Rehab in about 3 years....

G.G.R

Wasn't she in a huge scandal because she did a naked photoshoot where you couldn't see anything? How big is the scandal now in the states when she is apparently letting a dude motorboat her boobs in the can't be tamed video?

MHS

I have lost respect for this girl. at first I liked her show but now with this video ewwww. I just don't get it. first of all if she is trying to break out of the hannah montana character then why is she doing another season?! Hello! also, what bothers me the most of this video is that she is pretending to grow up, she is only 17, if she was like 21 or something then it wouldn't be so bad(even though to be famous you don't have to be like that either). I fear for the future of America

asdf

I sorta doubt any of this was her idea to begin with; hell, she's not the director of the music video or the write of the song or anything... I actually sort of feel sorry for the girl.

Besides, there has to be some time where she stops being a role model. Kids are going to see her as a role model until then; she won't just fade away. You can't expect her to never get married and have kids, can you?


But honestly, I can't say I like her music.

kristine

she is a slut!!!!!!! I'm telling this striaght up! she's only 18 right???? what the hell is a teen like her wearing???




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