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A Cease And Desist on Unicorn Meat?! Someone's Been Reading MamaPop

Unicorns  You all know how we feel about unicorns here at MamaPop. We love them. The sparklier, the better. So when ThinkGeek came up with "Canned Unicorn Meat" this writer was torn. I mean, hee, but...Well now they've been served a cease and desist letter. 


You can read parts of the hilarious 12 page letter from the National Pork Board HERE at ThinkGeek, but I am here to speak for the unicorns. Unicorns are majestic creatures, meant to be looked at in AWE, not eaten like Spam! (Even though the Unicorn Spam has glitter in it, I mean, heehee,) and to get a cease and desist letter from the likes of the National Pork Board over a JOKE OMG, I mean, that's just comedy at its greatest. 

Unicornmeat
 

The majestic unicorn deserves better than to be crammed in some tin can. I'm no vegetarian, but I DRAW THE LINE at eating unicorn. Even if it has sparkles in it. I can eat sparkles on my cupcakes, and no unicorns have to be processed like piggies to make cupcakes. Or so I'm told. 

Jade Cupcake
 

The point I'm trying to make, is ThinkGeek? Your Canned Unicorn Meat is a hilarious, I mean, HILARIOUS joke. And the fact that you got a cease and desist letter? COMEDY GOLD. I love it. But I, like the Lorax, am here to speak for the unicorns. 

Unicorns-rainbow
 

Don't eat unicorns, people. They are here as a gift, not as a processed meat. 

PS: ThinkGeek? I think I'm in love with y'all. 







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Comments

ljpock

Agree 110% - COMEDY GOLD!

Sherri

I heard about this yesterday...and I've been laughing since. Thank you Think Geek. Pork Board...get over yourself.




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