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Splice's Delphine Chanéac Is Way Hot

Delphine-chaneac-thumb There is this French actress, see? And I saw a picture of her sometime this last week in which she was looking so freaking cool and like I should completely fall in love with her in a totally devoted but non-creepy way.

Shut up. I'm not creepy.

And so I asked Who is that woman?, and I was told that it was none other than Delphine Chanéac from the movie Splice, and so I decided to devote today to her beautiful visage, because it is important to have beautiful things to look at.

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Ha! Sorry about that.

That is actually a screenshot of Delphine Chanéac from her recent movie, Splice. She is much less horrifying when she's not made up to look like a guts-eating, genetically modified humanoid.

See?

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I don't lie. She's stunning.

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And I want to be her best friend.

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And, yes, since you are probably wondering, I am reconsidering my creepiness. I've decided that I am definitely edging toward it. I've also decided that I'm okay with that.

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Ahhh.

No, I don't have any witty commentary.

Just ahhh.

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You know how sometimes married couples will each pick someone that they get a free pass to cheat on their spouse with? Delphine Chanéac is mine.

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Who would you get a free pass for?

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Schmutzie promises not to stalk Delphine Chanéac, because she knows her limits.







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