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Eminem Hires Former Hooker Beater For New Album Commercial

Eminem Eminem made a commercial to advertise the release of his new album, Recovery, WHICH WILL BE RELEASED JUNE 21st. Now look at this.

Vince Offer had it all. Or at least a lot of it. He was pitching ShamWows and Slap Chops, making all kinds of dough, living the dream. But then he had to go and beat up a hooker for biting his tongue. So now what? Who wants to hire a hooker beater to pitch their products?

Eminem.

Now of course I don't condone hooker beating. But that was pretty sweet.

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Now I've kids and, guess what, all they do is spill shit. More juice hits the floor than pie holes at my house. And I know your kids spill shit too. That's why I'm including some of Vince's pre-hooker beating work for the ShamWow. You need this towel.

And, of course, the Slap Chop. When a guy finds a way to say "You're gonna love my nuts." when he's selling kitchen utensils, I don't know what to add.
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BHJ believes in a world where a guy who beats up a hooker gets another chance.






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