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Miley Cyrus' Camel Toe (I Was Going to Be More Subtle About It, But Why Beat Around the Bush)

Miley-cyrus I am going to be very up front and honest and confess that I am irritated by Miley Cyrus. I don't mean her personally, of course, because who of us even knows who that is. I mean her celebrity-making-the-news self. Also, I am feeling pretty cranky, which makes me even more prone to Miley-related irritation, so, bear that in mind when I show you the latest in my personal list of yucky Miley Cyrus moments...

Behold! Miley Cyrus camel toe!

Miley-cyrus

I do not point out Miley Cyrus' unfortunate camel toe to shame her or call her character into question. No. I do this to shame her wardrobe people, who should take care to provide camel toe adverse undergarments of some kind.

I'm pretty sure that camel toe adverse undergarments do exist. I mean, I've successfully avoided camel toe since that embarrassing incident in a grade four play when I didn't wear anything under my bunny rabbit bodysuit costume and accidentally pulled the thing into an awkward position when I had to pee mid-act.

Cyrus has wardrobe people. I only had Mrs. Martin, who was busy trying to corral 31 children between the ages of seven and nine dressed as characters from Winnie-the-Pooh. Plus, I don't think it was legal for her to check our underwear.

Oh, and that's not the only Irritating Miley Cyrus Moment I have to share with you. This post's a double-whammy. I would apologize for this, but it would come off as hollow, since I am going to continue on anyway.

The second IMCM happens with an obviously pre-meditated act at about the 1min10sec mark of this video of Cyrus' performance at the G-A-Y/Heaven club in London:

Man, is it hot in here? Or do I just need to pull what little material I'm wearing down to reveal my underwear? I sure hope everyone's getting good shots of this with their cameras.

Gah. It looks like our sweet Hannah Montana's all growed up. I wonder if she still dances for Jesus?

. . . . .
Schmutzie is sure that Jesus understands.







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Comments

Jessica

I just threw up a little in my mouth

schmutzie

You're welcome :)

cindy w

The Next Lindsay Lohan.

That outfit she's wearing in the video looks an awful lot like Julia Roberts' hooker outfit in "Pretty Woman." Not the kind of thing I'd want my teenage daughter wearing. But I guess her parents are too busy cashing those big checks to notice.

DianaCLT

Yeah - very similar to the Pretty Woman dress - except in all black, instead of white on top and blue on bottom like the movie.

Also? I thought those were garter straps and thigh-highs, but the straps are actually just holding that little band of fabric to the rest of the dress. WTF? Mommy and daddy didn't approve of such a short dress, so she just strapped on a couple more inches of fabric - 2" below where the dress originally ended?

I'm not comfortable with the amount of time she spends running her hands up and down her body. Nor the amount of hair flipping she does. She's not even legal yet. I'm guessing she'll be a stripper by the age of 21.

Bitchin' Amy

The real problem that I have with Miley doing all the things she does is that I think all the 14 year old girls who watch her every move will want to dress and act like her, too.

Hey. I was a Madonna-wannabe back in the day. I know what I'm talking about.

Bitchin' Amy

The real problem that I have with Miley doing all the things she does is that I think all the 14 year old girls who watch her every move will want to dress and act like her, too.

Hey. I was a Madonna-wannabe back in the day. I know what I'm talking about.

wench

look they've installed the auto hair flip control.

jillian

Whatever she's wearing under the dress is designed to be seen. She knows when she walks out a catwalk into a sea of horndogs holding cameras that some of them are getting the upskirt shot. It's still skanky, though.

Jessica

One day she will shave her head and beat a car with an umbrella....

Heidi

I'm still praying she will turn out to have some sort of conscience and not be a complete nut job. Then again, it is good reading and blog fodder.

Katie Kat

OY VEY. That's all I can say. Yeesh.

loonytick

Let's just be glad she was wearing underwear. It's sad that this can be seen as an extra plus, but...you know how it is out there in celebgirl land these days.

Sigh.

FUCKING SEXY

SHES SO FUCKING SEXY OMG HER CAMEL TOE!




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