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Open Thread! The MTV Movie Awards!!!!

2010-MTV-Movie-Awards  Join us back here at 9 pm ET for snarking the SHIZ out of the MTV Movie Awards! DO IT!!!!

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This should be agony in the best kind of way, so hit those comments, yo! 






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Comments

melissa

Snooki needs better Spanx.

Miss Banshee

Like herpes, the Jersey Shore kids will never leave us alone.

Miss Banshee

It's called winter, you assholes. It happens in Jersey. Every year. Even for you, The Situation. You. Douche.

Sweetney

Umm, who put Snooki in charge here?

Sweetney

@MissBanshee - It's the winter. And yet they are orange. Oops, I mean TAN.

Sweetney

I will here admit to have gotten swept up in the Jersey Shore dramaz. It's kind of too insane to resist. I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE.

melissa

Obama hates the Jersey Shore! Outrage!

Jen O.

Puck is growing his mohawk back. Swoon.

Miss Banshee

Going away parties? For assholes going to South Beach for poontang? These people terrify and fascinate me, like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

Jen O.

I'm ashamed of myself for saying this, but Gawd-DAYUM. Zac Efron is HAWT.

Sweetney

Who're the big stars there tonight? I missed the pre-show... anyone?

Sweetney

He's a AAA GOLD MEMBER, people! No one puts baby in a corner!

Miss Banshee

Oh god, they tainted Savannah. NO!!!!! Not just my home state but my adopted one as well?!?!?!?

Sweetney

snooki wearing a cowboy hat... yeah that makes PERFECT sense.

Sweetney

This character is kind of awesome. Okay, not just kind of.

Miss Banshee

Tom Cruise. Because God hates me.

Sweetney

I kind of love Will Smith. I'm sorry. I know.

Miss Banshee

Ah, Kristen Stewart. Your posture? Standard grandma osteoporosis. All is as it should be.

Miss Banshee

Aziz is adorbs. There, I said it.

Miss Banshee

NO, ANYTHING BUT THE BIEBER.

Sweetney

I know I'm going to sound like a, umm, 40 YEAR OLD, but I don't get the Justin Bieber thing. What is he, 10?

Jen O.

There are times when I just don't get the Aziz Ansari love. And there are others when I do. Right now is a don't.

Charlie

Samuel L. "Snakesonamotherfuckingplane" Jackson in tha house!!!!

Miss Banshee

Stop pacing, Aziz, you're making me nervous.

Sweetney

How long until we, as a culture, are sick of Twilight? How about, umm, now? Anyone?

Charlie

Still haven't seen avatar. Rather watch Bad Lieutenant for the 12th time. The Harvey Keitel joint, not the Nick Cage asstastic offering.

Miss Banshee

Zac Efron does not approve of Aziz's swearing. Naughty language has no place in Efron's world.

Sweetney

Samuel L. Jackson can go to any motherfucking movie awards he wants to. Sheeeeeet.

Miss Banshee

Please welcome the Washed-Up. I MEAN THE GROWN-UPS.

Charlie

Who's over the whole cast of Grown Ups? Me too.

Jen O.

I think I'm going to OD on Twilight tonight.

Miss Banshee

Amanda Seyfred's eyes are TOO FAR APART. Fish girl!

nic @mybottlesup

if aziz would stand still for fuck's sake, then i'd laugh at his jokes.

Charlie

Fuck you Twilight. There I said it. Fuck you right in your vampire ear.

Jen O.

THAT'S MY JAM.

Miss Banshee

STAND! UP! STRAIGHT! You TOOLBOX.

Sweetney

That's right Kristen, bite the hand that feeds you with your fuckin' bad attitude. Man, kids.

Silver

Kristen Stewart = ugh

nic @mybottlesup

WTF kind of speech was that kristen stewart? "cool, right?" "peace out. yay."

Charlie

Big Snoopy D-O, in tha House!! I bet he has weed.

Miss Banshee

Commercials! Time for a smoke and to tranq the kittens. I mean, totally not tranq the kittens, PETA. Seriously.

Sweetney

Yay Nic! Yay Silver! Yay! :)

Sweetney

So that MTV show is about a kid will a big dick? NICE. Way to keep it Klassy, MTV.

nic @mybottlesup

and what was with the (((pan to edward cullen looking lovingly at his precious bellaness while she accepts her bitchass award))) for being a non-vampired bitch???

nic @mybottlesup

i bet snooki is blowing snoop during this commercial break.

Charlie

I want to punch Mike "the Situation" in his throat. Then, I want to go out and drink Jager shots all night with him. "Whoooo, Daytona!!!!"

Sweetney

I has delicious cherry cordial cocktail. My boyfriend rules, people.

Sweetney

Me: Think you can keep this up?
Him: What?
Me: Making me these cocktails.
Him: Baby, I can go all night

OH YEAH.

Jen O.

Russell Bland, Aziz? I hope that was intentional.

Miss Banshee

Because Diddy insists on still being relevant, even though, well, yeah.

Sweetney

@nic HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Silver

Efron doesn't mind naughty words against Twilight. nice.

Sweetney

BEAVER FEVER!!! Okay, that was funny.

Jen O.

Go Zach! And Chris!

nic @mybottlesup

ok, how come i have a lame purple thing instead of a picture when i post? that's pissing me off more than pdiddy being a dickbag.

Sweetney

I want The Hangover and Star Trek to win everything, because these are the only movies I've seen this year. ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME?

Sweetney

@nic - login to TypePad -- you can add a photo to your profile and be all pretty n' stuff.

Miss Banshee

Twilight wins even when it doesn't win. Awesome. Give me ONE person in this audience that saw "Up in the Air."

Jen O.

Swear to god I just saw sac.

Sweetney

OH THE HUMANITY.

Miss Banshee

So swearing and asses is the theme this year? I can work with that.

Jen O.

I'm with you, Sweetney. I'd just prefer to enjoy the Hangover montages with less ball sack.

Sweetney

@Jen O. SNORF!

Jen O.

I know I'm in the minority here, but - FUCK YES LES GROSSMAN DANCE!

nic @mybottlesup

ah shit..... once upon a time i had a typepad password.

Sweetney

Wow, Tom Cruise is really working hard to get past that video with Katie, huh?

Larissa

this character of Tm Cruise's creeps me out more than he does

nic @mybottlesup

eeewwwwww i saw BALL JUNK.

Jen O.

Fun fact - My initials are J. L. O. J. Lo. Who the fuck cares? You do.

Sweetney

I liked the tiger/cloud bit better, frankly.

Charlie

WARREN the APE!!!!! Fuck yeah!

Sweetney

Sekrit for open thread peeps only: I'm currently exporting the entirety of MamaPop to a dedicated server. We're going Wordpress. You heard it here first. SHHHHH! :)

Miss Banshee

Oh Paul Rudd. You naughty man. Come to mama.

Jen O.

Ooo...I loves me some Paul Rudd. Why couldn't we see HIS sac?

Sweetney

Okay, Paranormal Activity GENUINELY freaked me the fuck out.

Miss Banshee

FISH GIRL! She scares the shit out of me.

Mybottlesup

amanda's eyes scare me more than paranormal activity.

Larissa

one day I will make out with Paul Rudd

Jen O.

@missbanshee - now I can't NOT notice Amanda Whatshertits's eyes. Alien-like.

Mybottlesup

in other news: i haz pic now?

Miss Banshee

I could be cool and say I'm not freaking out about Harry Potter, but everyone knows I'm not cool. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Mybottlesup

goddammit i thought twilight would take over the harry potter shit by now. that's still going strong.

Jen O.

The Snark Pants are off. Literally. The party has started, right?

Mybottlesup

sorry @miss banshee i'm over the potter and his clay.

Silver

Awww...@Miss BansheeI like the Harry Potter movies too. You can sit next to me.



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