Open Thread! The MTV Movie Awards!!!!

 Join us back here at 9 pm ET for snarking the SHIZ out of the MTV Movie Awards! DO IT!!!!

 


This should be agony in the best kind of way, so hit those comments, yo! 

Comments

[melissa]

Snooki needs better Spanx.

[Miss Banshee]

Like herpes, the Jersey Shore kids will never leave us alone.

[Miss Banshee]

It's called winter, you assholes. It happens in Jersey. Every year. Even for you, The Situation. You. Douche.

[Sweetney]

Umm, who put Snooki in charge here?

[Sweetney]

@MissBanshee - It's the winter. And yet they are orange. Oops, I mean TAN.

[Sweetney]

I will here admit to have gotten swept up in the Jersey Shore dramaz. It's kind of too insane to resist. I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE.

[melissa]

Obama hates the Jersey Shore! Outrage!

[Jen O.]

Puck is growing his mohawk back. Swoon.

[Miss Banshee]

Going away parties? For assholes going to South Beach for poontang? These people terrify and fascinate me, like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

[Jen O.]

I'm ashamed of myself for saying this, but Gawd-DAYUM. Zac Efron is HAWT.

[Sweetney]

Who're the big stars there tonight? I missed the pre-show... anyone?

[Sweetney]

He's a AAA GOLD MEMBER, people! No one puts baby in a corner!

[Miss Banshee]

Oh god, they tainted Savannah. NO!!!!! Not just my home state but my adopted one as well?!?!?!?

[Sweetney]

snooki wearing a cowboy hat... yeah that makes PERFECT sense.

[Sweetney]

This character is kind of awesome. Okay, not just kind of.

[Miss Banshee]

Tom Cruise. Because God hates me.

[Sweetney]

I kind of love Will Smith. I'm sorry. I know.

[Miss Banshee]

Ah, Kristen Stewart. Your posture? Standard grandma osteoporosis. All is as it should be.

[Miss Banshee]

Aziz is adorbs. There, I said it.

[Miss Banshee]

NO, ANYTHING BUT THE BIEBER.

[Sweetney]

I know I'm going to sound like a, umm, 40 YEAR OLD, but I don't get the Justin Bieber thing. What is he, 10?

[Jen O.]

There are times when I just don't get the Aziz Ansari love. And there are others when I do. Right now is a don't.

[Charlie]

Samuel L. "Snakesonamotherfuckingplane" Jackson in tha house!!!!

[Miss Banshee]

Stop pacing, Aziz, you're making me nervous.

[Sweetney]

How long until we, as a culture, are sick of Twilight? How about, umm, now? Anyone?

[Charlie]

Still haven't seen avatar. Rather watch Bad Lieutenant for the 12th time. The Harvey Keitel joint, not the Nick Cage asstastic offering.

[Miss Banshee]

Zac Efron does not approve of Aziz's swearing. Naughty language has no place in Efron's world.

[Sweetney]

Samuel L. Jackson can go to any motherfucking movie awards he wants to. Sheeeeeet.

[Miss Banshee]

Please welcome the Washed-Up. I MEAN THE GROWN-UPS.

[Charlie]

Who's over the whole cast of Grown Ups? Me too.

[Jen O.]

I think I'm going to OD on Twilight tonight.

[Miss Banshee]

Amanda Seyfred's eyes are TOO FAR APART. Fish girl!

[nic @mybottlesup]

if aziz would stand still for fuck's sake, then i'd laugh at his jokes.

[Charlie]

Fuck you Twilight. There I said it. Fuck you right in your vampire ear.

[Jen O.]

THAT'S MY JAM.

[Miss Banshee]

STAND! UP! STRAIGHT! You TOOLBOX.

[Sweetney]

That's right Kristen, bite the hand that feeds you with your fuckin' bad attitude. Man, kids.

[Silver]

Kristen Stewart = ugh

[nic @mybottlesup]

WTF kind of speech was that kristen stewart? "cool, right?" "peace out. yay."

[Charlie]

Big Snoopy D-O, in tha House!! I bet he has weed.

[Miss Banshee]

Commercials! Time for a smoke and to tranq the kittens. I mean, totally not tranq the kittens, PETA. Seriously.

[Sweetney]

Yay Nic! Yay Silver! Yay! :)

[Sweetney]

So that MTV show is about a kid will a big dick? NICE. Way to keep it Klassy, MTV.

[nic @mybottlesup]

and what was with the (((pan to edward cullen looking lovingly at his precious bellaness while she accepts her bitchass award))) for being a non-vampired bitch???

[nic @mybottlesup]

i bet snooki is blowing snoop during this commercial break.

[Charlie]

I want to punch Mike "the Situation" in his throat. Then, I want to go out and drink Jager shots all night with him. "Whoooo, Daytona!!!!"

[Sweetney]

I has delicious cherry cordial cocktail. My boyfriend rules, people.

[Sweetney]

Me: Think you can keep this up?
Him: What?
Me: Making me these cocktails.
Him: Baby, I can go all night

OH YEAH.

[Jen O.]

Russell Bland, Aziz? I hope that was intentional.

[Miss Banshee]

Because Diddy insists on still being relevant, even though, well, yeah.

[Sweetney]

@nic HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

[Silver]

Efron doesn't mind naughty words against Twilight. nice.

[Sweetney]

BEAVER FEVER!!! Okay, that was funny.

[Jen O.]

Go Zach! And Chris!

[nic @mybottlesup]

ok, how come i have a lame purple thing instead of a picture when i post? that's pissing me off more than pdiddy being a dickbag.

[Sweetney]

I want The Hangover and Star Trek to win everything, because these are the only movies I've seen this year. ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME?

[Sweetney]

@nic - login to TypePad -- you can add a photo to your profile and be all pretty n' stuff.

[Miss Banshee]

Twilight wins even when it doesn't win. Awesome. Give me ONE person in this audience that saw "Up in the Air."

[Jen O.]

Swear to god I just saw sac.

[Sweetney]

OH THE HUMANITY.

[Miss Banshee]

So swearing and asses is the theme this year? I can work with that.

[Jen O.]

I'm with you, Sweetney. I'd just prefer to enjoy the Hangover montages with less ball sack.

[Sweetney]

@Jen O. SNORF!

[Jen O.]

I know I'm in the minority here, but - FUCK YES LES GROSSMAN DANCE!

[nic @mybottlesup]

ah shit..... once upon a time i had a typepad password.

[Sweetney]

Wow, Tom Cruise is really working hard to get past that video with Katie, huh?

[Larissa]

this character of Tm Cruise's creeps me out more than he does

[nic @mybottlesup]

eeewwwwww i saw BALL JUNK.

[Jen O.]

Fun fact - My initials are J. L. O. J. Lo. Who the fuck cares? You do.

[Sweetney]

I liked the tiger/cloud bit better, frankly.

[Charlie]

WARREN the APE!!!!! Fuck yeah!

[Sweetney]

Sekrit for open thread peeps only: I'm currently exporting the entirety of MamaPop to a dedicated server. We're going Wordpress. You heard it here first. SHHHHH! :)

[Miss Banshee]

Oh Paul Rudd. You naughty man. Come to mama.

[Jen O.]

Ooo...I loves me some Paul Rudd. Why couldn't we see HIS sac?

[Sweetney]

Okay, Paranormal Activity GENUINELY freaked me the fuck out.

[Miss Banshee]

FISH GIRL! She scares the shit out of me.

[Mybottlesup]

amanda's eyes scare me more than paranormal activity.

[Larissa]

one day I will make out with Paul Rudd

[Jen O.]

@missbanshee - now I can't NOT notice Amanda Whatshertits's eyes. Alien-like.

[Mybottlesup]

in other news: i haz pic now?

[Miss Banshee]

I could be cool and say I'm not freaking out about Harry Potter, but everyone knows I'm not cool. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mybottlesup]

goddammit i thought twilight would take over the harry potter shit by now. that's still going strong.

[Jen O.]

The Snark Pants are off. Literally. The party has started, right?

[Mybottlesup]

sorry @miss banshee i'm over the potter and his clay.

[Silver]

Awww...@Miss BansheeI like the Harry Potter movies too. You can sit next to me.