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@Miss Banshee did not even realize that was draco malfoy til you said that... i was all "paul, who the fuck is this kid?!?!" and he was all, "ya know, the bad kid." and i said, "what the fuck?! there have been so many bad kids in the umpteen number of harry potters."
so, thanks.
Posted by: Mybottlesup | June 06, 2010 at 10:22 PM
@Sweetney - No. Sob.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Why are hamsters hawking cars?
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:23 PM
@Sweetney, I'm going! :)
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:23 PM
@Jen O I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend you didn't say that. You're totally going to BlogHer and I'll hear no more about it.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:24 PM
@sweetney i am driving in on that sunday night to enjoy the evening with friends and debauchery. i gave my ticket away.
Posted by: Mybottlesup | June 06, 2010 at 10:24 PM
@Silver! I shall tackle you at BlogHer!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:25 PM
NO, EVERYONE MUST COME TO BLOGHER. SPARKLECORN! DANCING! UNICORNS!!!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:25 PM
@Miss Banshee...um...ack? I hope that's a good thing?
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:26 PM
Will Jr. That's for sure.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:26 PM
why did Shawn White leave his shirt at home?
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:26 PM
Umm, why is Shaun White dressed like Hercules?
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:26 PM
Umm, who is that person?
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:27 PM
I'm still lighting a candle to get off the Sparklecorn waitlist.
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:27 PM
@Silver, it's a good thing. I'm a hugger. It happens. Sorry. :)
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Paris totally wants a piece of that fine Asian boy
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:28 PM
My BF is here. With Taco Bell. Holy shit.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:28 PM
@Miss Banshee *WHEW!* You'll get no argument from me then. you're fantastic.
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:28 PM
goddammit now they're all on tv at the same goddamm time?!?!?!
Posted by: Mybottlesup | June 06, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Oh, thank God all three of them are on at the same time presenting the clip. Let's get it all over with in one swoop.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:28 PM
This would be much more entertaining if I had seen any movies this year. Stupid babies ruining my movie watching.
Posted by: melissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Taylor Lautner has a disturbingly small head.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:30 PM
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. I'm sorry. This series is dumb.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:30 PM
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. I'm sorry. This series is dumb.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Ahem. Eclipse opens on my birthday and guess who's taking me to it? THAT WOULD BE @LARISSA. Jealous? I know, it's okay.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:30 PM
sorry for the double post. got a bit excited there.
OMG THE LAST AIRBENDER!! SO SO SO Excited about this!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:31 PM
sorry for the double post. got a bit excited there.
OMG THE LAST AIRBENDER!! SO SO SO Excited about this!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Shaun White: Xtreme Tarzan. This is in the works, right?
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:31 PM
ok lovies, it's been fun, but i have to travel with a two year old tomorrow. i'm off to go dream of licking the rock and his luscious arms.
Posted by: Mybottlesup | June 06, 2010 at 10:32 PM
@missbanshee it will be AMAZING
and for the record I am totally Team Jasper and they better leave SOME of his good bits in the move
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Zac Efron and Ray Liotta in the same movie? I'd line up for that one.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:35 PM
@missbanshee it will be AMAZING
and for the record I am totally Team Jasper and they better leave SOME of his good bits in the movie
not that I am a fan
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Yeah, put The Real World in New Orleans again. That's a good call. Because traditionally, those kids don't have problems with alcohol. Phhhbbbt.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:36 PM
My boyfriend's girlfriend is wearing a shirt for a dress. Where are her pants?
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:36 PM
ZEPHRON!!!
I really liked 17 Again
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Apropos to nothing...even when Taco Bell fucks up your order...it's still fucking awesome.
Also, Twilight can suck my ass.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Screw you RPatz I am going to give Zephron the award
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:37 PM
I just. Don't. Get it.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Ed Helms is my Nerd Eye Candy.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Oh is this the part of the program where Christina Aguilera pretends to be relevant? NICE!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:39 PM
I have no quarrel with Xtina. She kinda reminds me of Marilyn Manson right now. I have no quarrel with that either. Don't be judgin'.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:40 PM
@Larissa - We can share Zefron, right?
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Bionic? Is this the best she can do? Lady Gaga would wipe the floor with her and not break a sweat.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Yo, Christina, Ima let you finish, but you're no Lady Gaga. Not even close. You are to Lady Gaga what KFC is to chicken and MTV is to music.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Christina has a voice, no question. But this is embarrassing.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:42 PM
@Jen O I am ok with that, like joint custody
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Her backup dancers have mad love for their own vaginas.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:42 PM
@Sweetney...you said it.
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Hey guys! You know what sells? SEX! Wow, it's like a revelation!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:43 PM
oh my, Christina. A song about cunnilingus? You're someone's MOTHER, for the love of crap.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Oh, look! She loves hers, too!
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Xtina? I liked you better when you were just being yourself. Don't try so girl it's ok
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:43 PM
good lord. flashy heart vagina thing is the best she could do? sad face for Xtina
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 10:43 PM
@Larissa - Can I get him on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday? I've got stuff to do on Wednesdays.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:44 PM
I totally have a pulsing heart like that in all of my underwear. It makes air travel a bit difficult, as you might imagine.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:44 PM
I don't have to bake tomorrow morning. Thinking about staying up and watching that show about the kid with the big dick.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:45 PM
This banter on the Canadian feed is so embarrassingly Canadian.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:45 PM
@everyone Re: Sweetney's underpant heart-pulsy thing.
It's true.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Jen O - What, are they talking about bacon and mounties and Celine Dion? ;)
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:47 PM
@Jen O perfect, we can let him rest on Sunday
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Zach Galshamalangadingdong! I love you, beardy!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:49 PM
@Sweetney - They're giving out additional fake awards, but they're being all nice about it. Gag.
@Larissa - Good plan. I wouldn't want him to wear out.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:49 PM
I loves me some Zack G.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Zach. You win.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:50 PM
ZAC I WANT TO LICK YOUR FACE.
Who said that? That person needs help.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:51 PM
@Jen O our boyfriend is looking very FIIIIINE and smart
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:51 PM
Told ya.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:51 PM
Cameraman, don't you DARE pan away from @Larissa's and my boyfriend.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Is this almost over? My laptop is burning my legs.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Those fucking hamsters make me want to buy a fuel efficient automobile. Damn.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Jen O - Supposedly only 3 minutes. SUPPOSEDLY.
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 10:56 PM
ABC Family? A show about fat camp? REALLY? With Gina Torres? This is not nice.
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:57 PM
@Sweetney - thank goodness. I can feel the leg cancer forming.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:57 PM
Can Cam Diaz brush her hair, like, ONCE?
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Was that Taylor Lautners lover? I wanna start this rumor now. Jacob dates Ginger Hottie.
Is Cameron Diaz wearing flats?
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Cameron's mouth is too big. If my mouth was that big, I'd never smile.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 10:59 PM
OMG! TWILIGHT! NO WAY!
Posted by: Silver | June 06, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Motherfucking Twilight, man. Suck it. Bring on that show about the kid with the big dick.
Awesome "f-bomb" misses though. Fuck yeah.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 11:01 PM
This dude is swearing just to be cool. The law of negative returns, buddy.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 06, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Boy, that seven second delay button is really...behind schedule on this speech. Well done, MTV.
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Jackson Rathbone: Let's do dirty things.
Also Peter Faccelli (I have no idea how to spell that)
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Well, that was fun. What want s nightcap. Bar's still open.
Posted by: Charlie | June 06, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Well, that was exhausting. Thanks for playing, cats and kittens!
Posted by: Miss Banshee | June 06, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Thanks for making another terrible awards show entertaining
Posted by: Larissa | June 06, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Thanks, kids! See you in the morning!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 06, 2010 at 11:08 PM