Open Thread! The MTV Movie Awards!!!!

 Join us back here at 9 pm ET for snarking the SHIZ out of the MTV Movie Awards! DO IT!!!!

 


This should be agony in the best kind of way, so hit those comments, yo! 

Comments

[Mybottlesup]

@Miss Banshee did not even realize that was draco malfoy til you said that... i was all "paul, who the fuck is this kid?!?!" and he was all, "ya know, the bad kid." and i said, "what the fuck?! there have been so many bad kids in the umpteen number of harry potters."

so, thanks.

[Jen O.]

@Sweetney - No. Sob.

[Sweetney]

Why are hamsters hawking cars?

[Silver]

@Sweetney, I'm going! :)

[Miss Banshee]

@Jen O I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend you didn't say that. You're totally going to BlogHer and I'll hear no more about it.

[Mybottlesup]

@sweetney i am driving in on that sunday night to enjoy the evening with friends and debauchery. i gave my ticket away.

[Miss Banshee]

@Silver! I shall tackle you at BlogHer!

[Sweetney]

NO, EVERYONE MUST COME TO BLOGHER. SPARKLECORN! DANCING! UNICORNS!!!

[Silver]

@Miss Banshee...um...ack? I hope that's a good thing?

[Jen O.]

Will Jr. That's for sure.

[Larissa]

why did Shawn White leave his shirt at home?

[Sweetney]

Umm, why is Shaun White dressed like Hercules?

[Sweetney]

Umm, who is that person?

[Silver]

I'm still lighting a candle to get off the Sparklecorn waitlist.

[Miss Banshee]

@Silver, it's a good thing. I'm a hugger. It happens. Sorry. :)

[Larissa]

Paris totally wants a piece of that fine Asian boy

[Sweetney]

My BF is here. With Taco Bell. Holy shit.

[Silver]

@Miss Banshee *WHEW!* You'll get no argument from me then. you're fantastic.

[Mybottlesup]

goddammit now they're all on tv at the same goddamm time?!?!?!

[Jen O.]

Oh, thank God all three of them are on at the same time presenting the clip. Let's get it all over with in one swoop.

[melissa]

This would be much more entertaining if I had seen any movies this year. Stupid babies ruining my movie watching.

[Jen O.]

Taylor Lautner has a disturbingly small head.

[Sweetney]

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. I'm sorry. This series is dumb.

[Sweetney]

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. I'm sorry. This series is dumb.

[Miss Banshee]

Ahem. Eclipse opens on my birthday and guess who's taking me to it? THAT WOULD BE @LARISSA. Jealous? I know, it's okay.

[Sweetney]

sorry for the double post. got a bit excited there.

OMG THE LAST AIRBENDER!! SO SO SO Excited about this!

[Sweetney]

sorry for the double post. got a bit excited there.

OMG THE LAST AIRBENDER!! SO SO SO Excited about this!

[Silver]

Shaun White: Xtreme Tarzan. This is in the works, right?

[Mybottlesup]

ok lovies, it's been fun, but i have to travel with a two year old tomorrow. i'm off to go dream of licking the rock and his luscious arms.

[Larissa]

@missbanshee it will be AMAZING

and for the record I am totally Team Jasper and they better leave SOME of his good bits in the move

[Jen O.]

Zac Efron and Ray Liotta in the same movie? I'd line up for that one.

[Larissa]

@missbanshee it will be AMAZING

and for the record I am totally Team Jasper and they better leave SOME of his good bits in the movie

not that I am a fan

[Sweetney]

Yeah, put The Real World in New Orleans again. That's a good call. Because traditionally, those kids don't have problems with alcohol. Phhhbbbt.

[Jen O.]

My boyfriend's girlfriend is wearing a shirt for a dress. Where are her pants?

[Larissa]

ZEPHRON!!!

I really liked 17 Again

[Charlie]

Apropos to nothing...even when Taco Bell fucks up your order...it's still fucking awesome.

Also, Twilight can suck my ass.

[Larissa]

Screw you RPatz I am going to give Zephron the award

[Jen O.]

I just. Don't. Get it.

[Jen O.]

Ed Helms is my Nerd Eye Candy.

[Sweetney]

Oh is this the part of the program where Christina Aguilera pretends to be relevant? NICE!

[Miss Banshee]

I have no quarrel with Xtina. She kinda reminds me of Marilyn Manson right now. I have no quarrel with that either. Don't be judgin'.

[Jen O.]

@Larissa - We can share Zefron, right?

[Sweetney]

Bionic? Is this the best she can do? Lady Gaga would wipe the floor with her and not break a sweat.

[Charlie]

Yo, Christina, Ima let you finish, but you're no Lady Gaga. Not even close. You are to Lady Gaga what KFC is to chicken and MTV is to music.

[Sweetney]

Christina has a voice, no question. But this is embarrassing.

[Larissa]

@Jen O I am ok with that, like joint custody

[Jen O.]

Her backup dancers have mad love for their own vaginas.

[Silver]

@Sweetney...you said it.

[Sweetney]

Hey guys! You know what sells? SEX! Wow, it's like a revelation!

[Miss Banshee]

oh my, Christina. A song about cunnilingus? You're someone's MOTHER, for the love of crap.

[Jen O.]

Oh, look! She loves hers, too!

[Larissa]

Xtina? I liked you better when you were just being yourself. Don't try so girl it's ok

[Silver]

good lord. flashy heart vagina thing is the best she could do? sad face for Xtina

[Jen O.]

@Larissa - Can I get him on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday? I've got stuff to do on Wednesdays.

[Sweetney]

I totally have a pulsing heart like that in all of my underwear. It makes air travel a bit difficult, as you might imagine.

[Charlie]

I don't have to bake tomorrow morning. Thinking about staying up and watching that show about the kid with the big dick.

[Jen O.]

This banter on the Canadian feed is so embarrassingly Canadian.

[Charlie]

@everyone Re: Sweetney's underpant heart-pulsy thing.

It's true.

[Sweetney]

Jen O - What, are they talking about bacon and mounties and Celine Dion? ;)

[Larissa]

@Jen O perfect, we can let him rest on Sunday

[Miss Banshee]

Zach Galshamalangadingdong! I love you, beardy!

[Jen O.]

@Sweetney - They're giving out additional fake awards, but they're being all nice about it. Gag.

@Larissa - Good plan. I wouldn't want him to wear out.

[Sweetney]

I loves me some Zack G.

[Charlie]

Zach. You win.

[Jen O.]

ZAC I WANT TO LICK YOUR FACE.

Who said that? That person needs help.

[Larissa]

@Jen O our boyfriend is looking very FIIIIINE and smart

[Charlie]

Told ya.

[Jen O.]

Cameraman, don't you DARE pan away from @Larissa's and my boyfriend.

[Jen O.]

Is this almost over? My laptop is burning my legs.

[Charlie]

Those fucking hamsters make me want to buy a fuel efficient automobile. Damn.

[Sweetney]

Jen O - Supposedly only 3 minutes. SUPPOSEDLY.

[Larissa]

ABC Family? A show about fat camp? REALLY? With Gina Torres? This is not nice.

[Jen O.]

@Sweetney - thank goodness. I can feel the leg cancer forming.

[Miss Banshee]

Can Cam Diaz brush her hair, like, ONCE?

[Larissa]

Was that Taylor Lautners lover? I wanna start this rumor now. Jacob dates Ginger Hottie.

Is Cameron Diaz wearing flats?

[Jen O.]

Cameron's mouth is too big. If my mouth was that big, I'd never smile.

[Silver]

OMG! TWILIGHT! NO WAY!

[Charlie]

Motherfucking Twilight, man. Suck it. Bring on that show about the kid with the big dick.

Awesome "f-bomb" misses though. Fuck yeah.

[Jen O.]

This dude is swearing just to be cool. The law of negative returns, buddy.

[Miss Banshee]

Boy, that seven second delay button is really...behind schedule on this speech. Well done, MTV.

[Larissa]

Jackson Rathbone: Let's do dirty things.

Also Peter Faccelli (I have no idea how to spell that)

[Charlie]

Well, that was fun. What want s nightcap. Bar's still open.

[Miss Banshee]

Well, that was exhausting. Thanks for playing, cats and kittens!

[Larissa]

Thanks for making another terrible awards show entertaining

[Sweetney]

Thanks, kids! See you in the morning!